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![]() Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain.. |
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SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G? SArdar Replid: Éggs'' Mother |
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Santa Invested 2 Lakhs
In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses. Do U Know What The Business Was? He Opened A Saloon In Punjab! |
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Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey
Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai. Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai? Santa:Andhera. |
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Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain
Frnd: Wo Kyun? Sardar: Fikr Se? Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume? Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-) |
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Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.
Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya?? Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu.. |
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![]() Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,
"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo. Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo" Sardar Sent Rs 600 N Wrote, "O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon Read more: http://www.latestsms.in/jokes-on-sar...#ixzz2DRpKH0UK |
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![]() Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?
Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi. Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The. Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta. |
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![]() Santa Opened Xerox Shop
And Put A Big Cool Board Outside: . . . . . Xerox Done In All Language |
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![]() Santa Police Se:
Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!? Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha |
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