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Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz 1- My Child Learnd MS WORD Nw He Wants MS SENTENCE 2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE But No RE-SCOOTER I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter 3 - I See MS OFFICE But I Need MS HOME, As I Use PC At Home 4 - Finaly, Howz Dat Ur Name Is GATES But U r Selling WINDOWS ... |
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28-11-2012, 07:10 AM
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Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes
Santa ki dadi mar gaye...
Ek admi bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi... Do char aur admio ne bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi. Santa: chup ho jao kamino,dadi kya tata suno se gaye hai jo tmhe bhi sath le jati.... |
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28-11-2012, 07:10 AM
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Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes
Banta: tm aaykr vibhag mai kyu aye ho..
Santa: Mai to yeh dekhne aya hu jinke liye mai din raat kaam karta hu woh kaise hai? |
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28-11-2012, 07:10 AM
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Santa: tere pita ji tailor hai aur teri shirt fati hai,bade shrm ki baat hai..
Banta:Ishse bhi bade shrm ki baat yeh hai ki tere pita ji dentist hai fir bhi tera bhai bina dant k paida hua... |
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28-11-2012, 07:10 AM
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Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes
Dad santa:tu exam mai pas ho ya fail,mai tujhe bike jaru dilaunga...
Banta: kaun si bike? Santa: Pas hua to pulsar colg jane k liye,fail hua to rajdut dudh bechne k liye... |
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28-11-2012, 07:10 AM
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Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes
Santa: yar,cal rate itna hai ki smbhl-smbhl kr phone lagana padta hai..
Banta: mai to hr roj 10-15 phone aise hi laga deta hai aur mera paisa bhi nahi lagta.. santa: woh kaise? Banta: mai customer care mai no. lagata hu... |
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28-11-2012, 07:11 AM
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Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes
Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte hai to gf k pita ko kya kahenge?
Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse krnr ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nahi to assur.. |
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28-11-2012, 07:11 AM
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Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes
Santa Banta SMS, chutkule sms in Hindi, humour, jokes, are juicy spicy ingredient of life when think about santa banta a big laugh play on your face. Enjoy comedy Ka Tadka - Santa Banta comedy SMS free.
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28-11-2012, 07:11 AM
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Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes
2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye mai to 1100 lungi. Dusri Boli mai to 2100 lungi. Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai! new 2011 wala! |
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28-11-2012, 07:11 AM
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Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason. |
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