Jokes for young generation - Page 28

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 01:54 PM

once Rajni, Santa banta n CID were going through forest

suddenly a strong storm came

santa said to banta,"ab hum bach nai paenge"
......
ACP said to Daya,"pata lagao ye tufaan kis taraf se aaya h"

n rajni said

"SORRY FOR SNEEZING
EXCUSE ME"

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 01:54 PM

Hindi teacher ne Santa & Banta ko ped par ulte latakne ki saza di.

Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.

Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya ?
...
Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya !

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 01:55 PM

Unbeatable Luv of Rajnikanth 4 his GF-

Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta he.

...Rajni: ok i'l C it..
...
Nxt day..

Gf:Hey wer is My Shadow? B-) :-)

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 01:55 PM

1 day Rajnikanth got angry on his sweeper boy..

He kicked him so hard that he went flyin in d sky wit his broom..

Today that boy is famous as “HARRY POTTER”

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 01:55 PM

Do you know why a santa kept the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone might see through the “KEY HOLE”.

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 01:55 PM

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Santa: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Santa: NA
...
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Santa: BANANA

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 01:55 PM

1st friend (Dukhi hote huye dusare friend se bola): Yar meri billi mar gai.
2nd friend: kaise mari?
1st friend : Yar maine use nahala diya tha.
2nd friend: Nahalane se bhi kahi billi marti hai?
1st friend: Nahi yar maine nahalane ke bad use ni****a bhi tha.

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 01:55 PM

Rajinikanth shayari....irshaaaad...
Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum wah wah
Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum wah wah

Are aage kya hua?
...
Hona kya thaRajnikant ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum...:-P

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 01:55 PM

Papa-Ye kya tumhare maths me 1marks aaya hai

Son-jab irado me ho dugni chamak to hoslo me q nhi
...:

Papa- wat?

sirf 2 zero ka fark hai papa aa jayenge.................

bindujain · 02-12-2012, 10:04 AM

Height of Good Luck ...!
Teacher: Hey! Stand up.
Tell me two pronouns.
.
.
.
.
.
Student: Who? Me?

Teacher: Very Good, Sit down

01-12-2012, 01:54 PM	#271
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation once Rajni, Santa banta n CID were going through forest suddenly a strong storm came santa said to banta,"ab hum bach nai paenge" ...... ACP said to Daya,"pata lagao ye tufaan kis taraf se aaya h" n rajni said "SORRY FOR SNEEZING EXCUSE ME"

01-12-2012, 01:54 PM	#272
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Hindi teacher ne Santa & Banta ko ped par ulte latakne ki saza di. Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya. Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya ? ... Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya ! __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 01:55 PM	#273
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Unbeatable Luv of Rajnikanth 4 his GF- Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta he. ...Rajni: ok i'l C it.. ... Nxt day.. Gf:Hey wer is My Shadow? B-) :-) __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 01:55 PM	#274
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation 1 day Rajnikanth got angry on his sweeper boy.. He kicked him so hard that he went flyin in d sky wit his broom.. Today that boy is famous as “HARRY POTTER” __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 01:55 PM	#275
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Do you know why a santa kept the door open while taking a bath? Because he was scared that someone might see through the “KEY HOLE”. __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 01:55 PM	#276
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Santa: BA Professor:For sodium? Santa: NA ... Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA& 2 atoms of NA combined? Santa: BANANA __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 01:55 PM	#277
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation 1st friend (Dukhi hote huye dusare friend se bola): Yar meri billi mar gai. 2nd friend: kaise mari? 1st friend : Yar maine use nahala diya tha. 2nd friend: Nahalane se bhi kahi billi marti hai? 1st friend: Nahi yar maine nahalane ke bad use ni****a bhi tha. __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 01:55 PM	#278
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Rajinikanth shayari....irshaaaad... Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum wah wah Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum wah wah Are aage kya hua? ... Hona kya thaRajnikant ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum...:-P __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 01:55 PM	#279
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Papa-Ye kya tumhare maths me 1marks aaya hai Son-jab irado me ho dugni chamak to hoslo me q nhi ...: Papa- wat? sirf 2 zero ka fark hai papa aa jayenge................. __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

02-12-2012, 10:04 AM	#280
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Height of Good Luck ...! Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns. . . . . . Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good, Sit down __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!