Jokes for young generation - Page 3

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 10:00 AM

Sher sherni Ko kiss karne laga, Sherni ne roka or idhr udr Dekne lagi

Sher: Kya hua SherniDek Rahi Hun Aas Pas Discovery channel WaleTo nahi hai

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 10:01 AM

1 writter ne likha, ki pati ko B ghar k mamlo me bolne ka hak hona chahiye!

Woh bechara bhi likh hi paya, bol nahi saka...

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 10:01 AM

Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.
Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.
Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 10:01 AM

Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”

Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 10:02 AM

Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.

Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.

Malika gave him 1000 Rs.

Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?

Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 10:02 AM

Q: What is you father name?

Pathan: Plz Options?

A. Dilawar
B. Changez
C. Feroz
D. Sultan

Pathan: Life line 50/50

A. Dilawar
C. Feroze

Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze

Pathan: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”
Kisko call karengy?

Pathan: Apne baap dilawar ko!

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 10:02 AM

No time

A man walks into the dentist office and lies in the chair... The dentist comes in and proceeds to do an examination. In the middle of the exam, the man tells the dentist and apologizes that he has just had lunch and did not have time to brush his teeth before the appointment as he was running a bit late.

The dentist tells him : "That's ok. I understand. I just had to use the bathroom and didnt have time to wash my hands."

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 10:02 AM

1) what is the difference between secretary and personal secretary ?

a) secretary says good morning sir.

b)personal secretary says its morning sir.

2)A boss to secretary - are u free to night ?

Secretary to boss - no sir I charge in the nights

3)A man traveling from kashmir to delhi, unfortunately he got last compartment. so no food and no water till he reached delhi.

Here is a complaint to railways

complaint:- There should not be last compartment at all if at all it is there it should be in the first or middle.

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 10:03 AM

Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yestarday.

Husband: Why? Darling.

Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to cook"

bindujain · 01-12-2012, 10:03 AM

Ultimate PJ

Santa 2 Banta: Yaar nind nahi aa rahi.

Banta: Koi baat nahi uska intezar mat kar, so jaa!

01-12-2012, 10:00 AM	#21
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Sher sherni Ko kiss karne laga, Sherni ne roka or idhr udr Dekne lagi Sher: Kya hua SherniDek Rahi Hun Aas Pas Discovery channel WaleTo nahi hai

01-12-2012, 10:01 AM	#22
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation 1 writter ne likha, ki pati ko B ghar k mamlo me bolne ka hak hona chahiye! Woh bechara bhi likh hi paya, bol nahi saka... __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 10:01 AM	#23
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge? Student: Ji shaadi. Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge? Student: Ji dulha. Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge? Student: Ji DULHAN. __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 10:01 AM	#24
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?” Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.” __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 10:02 AM	#25
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting. Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..? Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha! __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 10:02 AM	#26
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Q: What is you father name? Pathan: Plz Options? A. Dilawar B. Changez C. Feroz D. Sultan Pathan: Life line 50/50 A. Dilawar C. Feroze Pathan: Audience Vote. 75% Dilawar 25% Feroze Pathan: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.” Kisko call karengy? Pathan: Apne baap dilawar ko! __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 10:02 AM	#27
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation No time A man walks into the dentist office and lies in the chair... The dentist comes in and proceeds to do an examination. In the middle of the exam, the man tells the dentist and apologizes that he has just had lunch and did not have time to brush his teeth before the appointment as he was running a bit late. The dentist tells him : "That's ok. I understand. I just had to use the bathroom and didnt have time to wash my hands." __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 10:02 AM	#28
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation 1) what is the difference between secretary and personal secretary ? a) secretary says good morning sir. b)personal secretary says its morning sir. 2)A boss to secretary - are u free to night ? Secretary to boss - no sir I charge in the nights 3)A man traveling from kashmir to delhi, unfortunately he got last compartment. so no food and no water till he reached delhi. Here is a complaint to railways complaint:- There should not be last compartment at all if at all it is there it should be in the first or middle. __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 10:03 AM	#29
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yestarday. Husband: Why? Darling. Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to cook" __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

01-12-2012, 10:03 AM	#30
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Ultimate PJ Santa 2 Banta: Yaar nind nahi aa rahi. Banta: Koi baat nahi uska intezar mat kar, so jaa! __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!