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omkumar · 05-01-2010, 10:19 PM

Young Banta was on his way home from the market when he saw a girl from the next village and offered her a ride.

Pretty soon, they came to a clump of trees, and she asked him to stop.

Seeing that he was bashful, she took his face in her hands and kissed him. Then she asked, "Do you want to go a little farther?"

He said, "Yep, Get up Rita."

So they rode a little farther, and she asked him to pull up at another shady spot.

Then she took one of his hands and placed it inside her bosom and his other hand on her thigh, and asked, "Do you want to go a little farther?"

Again he said, "Yes, get up Rita."

So, when they stopped at the third bushy place, she reached over and opened his fly and took his pecker out.

She spread herself before Banta and asked, "Now do you want me to put it in for you?"

Banta replied, "Yes. My dad would kill me if I came home with it hanging out."

omkumar · 05-01-2010, 10:20 PM

On having business trip to the Orient, Banta decided to spend his last night having wild sex with a Chinese prostitute in Hong Kong. Upon returning home three weeks later, he noticed a very weird, green, festering sore growing on his penis.

He went to Dr. Jones, who, after hearing of his Orient trip and extracurricular activities, told him he had Hong Kong Dong and the only cure was complete amputation.

Banta was horrified, and decided to get a second opinion. Banta contacted Doctor Smith and showed him the green growth.

Doctor said, "I am sorry but Doctor Jones is correct. We must amputate right away."

Banta could not accept this. His friend suggested that he visit an oriental doctor. They must deal with this all the time. He went to Doctor Chu Wong.

Doctor Wong agreed with the diagnosis of Hong Kong Dong, but said, "These Western doctors - so quick to Chop, Chop, Chop. Amputation not necessary."

Banta was relieved. Doctor Wong said, "You wait three weeks and it fall off on its

omkumar · 05-01-2010, 10:20 PM

Santa and Banta were screwing the same girl at the same time and they were greeted with the sad news one day that their girlfriend is pregnant. Having no way of knowing who's th father, they chipped in and sent her out of town to have the little bastard.

Several months passed without either of the two hearing from the girl, so Banta decided to find her and get some news about the pregnancy.

The next day, Santa got a call from Banta. "I've got some good news and some bad news," Banta said on the telephone.

"Well, give me the good news first," replied Santa.

"The good news is that she's fine, and she had twins," came the reply.

"And the bad news?"

"Mine died."

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05-01-2010, 10:19 PM	#21
omkumar Diligent Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 869 Rep Power: 16	Sensuous Moves Young Banta was on his way home from the market when he saw a girl from the next village and offered her a ride. Pretty soon, they came to a clump of trees, and she asked him to stop. Seeing that he was bashful, she took his face in her hands and kissed him. Then she asked, "Do you want to go a little farther?" He said, "Yep, Get up Rita." So they rode a little farther, and she asked him to pull up at another shady spot. Then she took one of his hands and placed it inside her bosom and his other hand on her thigh, and asked, "Do you want to go a little farther?" Again he said, "Yes, get up Rita." So, when they stopped at the third bushy place, she reached over and opened his fly and took his pecker out. She spread herself before Banta and asked, "Now do you want me to put it in for you?" Banta replied, "Yes. My dad would kill me if I came home with it hanging out."

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omkumar Diligent Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 869 Rep Power: 16	Hong Kong Dong On having business trip to the Orient, Banta decided to spend his last night having wild sex with a Chinese prostitute in Hong Kong. Upon returning home three weeks later, he noticed a very weird, green, festering sore growing on his penis. He went to Dr. Jones, who, after hearing of his Orient trip and extracurricular activities, told him he had Hong Kong Dong and the only cure was complete amputation. Banta was horrified, and decided to get a second opinion. Banta contacted Doctor Smith and showed him the green growth. Doctor said, "I am sorry but Doctor Jones is correct. We must amputate right away." Banta could not accept this. His friend suggested that he visit an oriental doctor. They must deal with this all the time. He went to Doctor Chu Wong. Doctor Wong agreed with the diagnosis of Hong Kong Dong, but said, "These Western doctors - so quick to Chop, Chop, Chop. Amputation not necessary." Banta was relieved. Doctor Wong said, "You wait three weeks and it fall off on its

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omkumar Diligent Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 869 Rep Power: 16	Delivery Report Santa and Banta were screwing the same girl at the same time and they were greeted with the sad news one day that their girlfriend is pregnant. Having no way of knowing who's th father, they chipped in and sent her out of town to have the little bastard. Several months passed without either of the two hearing from the girl, so Banta decided to find her and get some news about the pregnancy. The next day, Santa got a call from Banta. "I've got some good news and some bad news," Banta said on the telephone. "Well, give me the good news first," replied Santa. "The good news is that she's fine, and she had twins," came the reply. "And the bad news?" "Mine died."

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