Ajit Jokes

[raju]

Scene: Ajit get's hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.
Ajit: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara
rang laga do.
Maikal: Lekin kyon baas?
Ajit: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise
range haathon pakad legi. he he he....

[raju]

Scene: Raabert and Ajit go for shikar...Raabert spots a peacock...
Raabert: Boss....more.. more...
Ajit picks up the peacock, shoots it and says...
Ajit : Nomore !

[raju]

Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen ?
Ajit : ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo... pulees samjhegi sui-cide
hua hai.

[raju]

Peter: bass yeh aadmi to kuchh boal hee nahin rahaa...
Ajit: Ise revolving chair pe bitha do, pataa to lage chakkar kya hai.

[raju]

Ajit: Mona, tum Toni se shaadi mat karnaa, bahut mona-toni ho jaegi.

[raju]

Ajit: Raabert, dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do.
Robert: kyu boss ?
Ajit: Bewkoof, woh dayna se daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena.

[raju]

Ajit: "Mona daarrling, tum nahane jao. Michael tum bhi saath jao. Aur mere King Cobra ko lekar uske daanth ki safai bhi kar
do."
"Mona daaling, tum Tony ke saath math jao. Agar jaogi to tum, MonaTony ho jaogi. Lisa ke saath jao aur MonaLisa ban jao. Lisa
daaarrling. Come here baby. Abhey Micheal, idhar aa jao. In
babiyon ko lekar apne estate bungalow pahuncho."

[raju]

Ajit: "Raabert, isko Great Wall of China le jaakar phansi mein laga do, great 'wall hanging' ban jayegi"

[raju]

Ajit: "Is ex-Miss India ko Middle East lekar maar daalo. Marne ke baath bhi will not rest in peace.

Nahin to Hemendra Godbole ka crossword puzzle ka anagram clue de do, uska 'real fun' se 'funeral' ho jayega."

[raju]

Ajit: "Shut up Raabert, main sub jhanta hoon. Magar I wanted to
get it straight out of the horse's mouth. Ha ha haa. Yeh dekho
'dishooom' 'disshhooom' --- bechara Billoo mar gaya.
Raabert, Yeh hai the actual horse's 'mauth'."