मोबाइल सन्देश और SMS Mega Thread

[teji]

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then
I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

[teji]

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

[teji]

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

[teji]

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

[teji]

Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.

[teji]

When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from
Darkness and if after you pray and you are still in darkness, please
Pay your ELECTRICITY BILL

[teji]

हम दुआ करते हैं खुदा से, की वो आप जैसा दोस्त और ना बनाए, एक कार्टून जैसी चीज़ है हुमारे पास, कहीं वो भी common ना हो जाए

[khalid]

एक बंदरीया अपनी माँ से पुछता हैँ
माँ माँ मेरा दुल्हा कौन हैँ
माँ बोलती हैँ बेटी
वो देखो तुम्हारा दुल्हा
वो sms पढ रहा हैँ

[teji]

दिल में बसी है याद तेरी, आँखों में बसी है तस्वीर तेरी , जब भी आती है याद तेरी , देख लेते है टॉम आंड जेर्री

[teji]

When I call u,
1 ring means i'm thinkin of u,
2 rings means i like u,
3 rings means i'm missing u,
4 rings means i need u,
5 rings mean.. बहरे फोन उत्ता!