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18-09-2011, 01:05 AM
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Re: Some funny hindi poems
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21-09-2011, 12:45 AM
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yarr sach me mast poem ha .
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23-09-2011, 10:16 AM
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Re: Some funny hindi poems
आप लोगो को अच्छा लगा..
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08-10-2011, 04:57 PM
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Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...
Zindagi se hara hua hai .... Par "customers" se haar nahi maanta, Apne presentation ki ek line isey rati hui hai.... par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain, ye nahi jaanta, Din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai.. Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ... Das hazaar customers mein se ache Customer dhoond lete hain lekin , Majboor dost ki ankhhon ki nami dikhayi nahi deti, PC pe hazzar windows khuli hain, Par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti... Saturday-Sunday nahata nahi , Weekdays ko naha raha hai... Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ... Reporting karte karte pata hi nahi chala, "Boss" kab maa baap se bhi bade ho gaye, Kitabon me gulab rakhne wala, Cigrette me kho gaya, Weekends pe daroo pee ke jo jashn mana raha hai , Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ................................... |
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08-10-2011, 04:59 PM
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Yeh Document, Yeh Meetings, Yeh Features Ki Duniya,
Yeh Insaan Ke Dushman, Cursors Ki Duniya Yeh Deadlines Ke Bhooke, Management Ki Duniya; Yeh Product Agar Ban Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai? Yahaan Ek Khilona Hai Programmer Ki Hasti Ye Basti Hai Murda Bug-Fixers Ki Basti Yahaan Par To Raises Hai, Inflation Se Sasti Yeh Review Agar Ho Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai? Har Ek Keyboard Ghayal, Har Ek Login Pyaasi Excel Mein Uljhan, Winword Mein Udaasi Yeh Office Hai Ya Aalame Microsoft Ki Yeh Release Agar Ho Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai? Jalaa Do Ise, Phoonk Daalo Yeh Monitor Mere Saamne Se Hataa Daalo Yeh Modem Tumhaara Hai Tumhi Sambhaalo Yeh Computer Yeh Product Agar Chal Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai? |
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08-10-2011, 05:02 PM
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Re: Some funny hindi poems
ek ladki thi deewani si
ek subject pe wo marti thi books uthakar, chashma lagakar library se guzarti thi kuchh padna tha shayad usko jaane kisse darti thi jab bhi milti thi mujhse, mujhse poochha karti thi engg. Kaise hoti hai ye engg. Kaise hoti hai aur mein bas itna keh pata tha "kitaben khuli hon ya hon band padhai last night hi hoti hai kaise kahoon main o yaara ye engg. Aise hoti hai |
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08-10-2011, 05:06 PM
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Mere Haath ho, tumhare hath mai
poonem ka hath ho aur shital ka hath me mera hath ho. Fir? Fir kya teeno milke khelenge, ghum ghum chakri babo layo bakri |
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08-10-2011, 05:24 PM
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ek engineer ka dard engineer woh hai jo aksar phasta hai interviews ke sawaal mae badi companiyon ki chaal mae boss aur client ke bawaal mae engineer woh hai jo pak gaya hai meetings ki jhelai mae submissions ki gehrai mae teamwork ki chatai mae engineer woh hai jo laga rahta hai schedule ko failane mae targets ko khiskaane mae roz naye-naye bahane mae engineer woh hai jo lunch time mae breakfast karta hai dinner time mae lunch karta hai commutation ke waqt soya karta hai engineer woh hai jo pagal hai chai aur samose ke pyar mae cigeratte ke khumar mae birdwatching ke vichar mae engineer woh hai jo khoya hai reminders ke jawaab mae na milne wale hisaab mae behtar bhavishya ke khwaab mae engineer woh hai jise intezaar hai weekend night manane ka boss ke chhutti par jaane ka increment ki khabar aane ka engineer woh hai jo sochta hai kaash padhai pe dhyaan diya hota kaash teacher se panga na liya hota |
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08-10-2011, 05:25 PM
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Re: Some funny hindi poems
Ek Ameer Ladke ko school
me garib parivar pe essay likhne ko kaha gya. essay me usne likha. ik garib parivar tha. pita garib, maa garib, bache garib parivar me 4 naukar the, wo bhi gareeb. car bhi tooti hui safari thi. unka garib driver bachon ko tooti hui car me school chhod k aata tha. bachon k paas purana n95 mobile tha. bache hafte me 3 bar hi chicken khate the. ghar me 4 hi 2nd hand a.c. the. sara parivar badi mushkil se aish kar raha tha. |
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08-10-2011, 05:30 PM
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Re: Some funny hindi poems
Mera source code Padh kar hasana nahi,
Ise chalta dekh tum fasana nahi.... Main testing karata Hun Boss ki Kasam, Bina piye Whisky, Beer ya Rum.... ------ MUSIC -------- Bill Gates milaa muze raste mein, Beche Windows usne mujhe saste mein, Usne kaha "Tuze CEO banaoon" Ghar tere aake Operator ban jaaoon Bill Gates ko kaha mere ghar na aana Bill Joy ko bol diya na baba naa Chaahe Boston me dede muze BMW car Ya H-1 pe dede muze dollar Dus Hazaar Par development ke liye main to kachchaa Hun Dus saal se Porting me Achchaa Hun.... ------ MUSIC -------- (slow) Mere daddoo , likhe Software Bina use kiye , koi Hardware Meri Beti , banegi Aunty Jab tak inst all , hoga NT (fast) Release ho raha hai mera Software naya Unix ko DOS pe hai port kiya Microsoft NE jab mera H-1 kiya Bug Free Windows Maine release kiyaa .. Nice hai na bhai.................! |
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