Punography

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[QUOTE=internetpremi;461609]CHEMISTRY PUNS -1


Boy to chemistry professor :Teach us about absolute zero
Professor : OK

I realized I weighed nothing on a milligram scale and then I was like Omg

I saw my friends sucking balloons with Helium and I was like He He He

What do you do with a sick chemist? if you can't helium, you can't curium you might as will barium.

I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen Pun, but NaH

Argon walks into the bar. The barman tells him "get the hell out".Argon does not react.

How often should I tell jokes about chemistry? Periodically.

Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It went OK.
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Wonderful chemical changes take place in an otherwise dreary physical world. "That's elementary, my dear Watson."

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CHEMISTRY PUNS -3


Hoh hoh hoh Water joke

Someone asked me today if I was Bi I told them that was none of their Bismuth

A man stole my gold yesterday I ran after him yelling Au give it back! (Hey you! give it back)

What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium

Neutron wants to pay tab Bartender says "For you, no charge"

AU Wanna hear a joke about gold?

Don't understand chemistry jokes? They're elemental.

Chemistry puns? I'm in my element


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CHEMISTRY PUNS -4

Sitting at computer for hours Ion-estly can't think of one good joke

What did the element say to the police? I CU Copper

Iron Man? You mean FeMale?

WANNA HEAR A SODIUM, BROMINE, AND OXYGEN JOKE? "NaBrO"

Of course I'm not trying to poison you. Now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich.

I tripped over some silver and hydrogen the other day and screamed "AgH!"

I'm having a sale on particles Neutrons are free of charge

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution

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CHEMISTRY PUNS -5


Two men walk into a bar, the first orders some h20.
The 2nd one says 'sounds good, i'll have some h20 too.'
The second man died

Wanna hear a joke about Nitric Oxide? NO

I was going to make a pun about sodium hydride but... NaH

My physics teacher said I had potential Then he pushed me off a building

I made a chemistry joke but there was no reaction

Why did the white bear dissolve in water? It was polar.

How do you tell the difference between anions and cations? Cations are pawsitive

The name's bond. Covalent bond.
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CHEMISTRY PUNS -6


Most people find chemistry jokes funny I find them prephosphorous

Have you spoken to C6H6 lately? He hasn't benzene around here for ages.

Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together?? OMg

What kind of bonds do i like? Alkynes of em

Today we are covering the dullest element bohrium

Today we are covering CH2O, or as i like to call it: Seawater

Anyone who says alcohol is not a solution Obviously has not taken a chemistry class

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CHEMISTRY PUNS -7

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.

Whenever I see someone with a metal weapon, Iron

Can Silicon bond with NItrogen? Of course not. That would be a SiN

You must be made of Copper and Tellurium... Because you are CuTe

WHAT DID ONE QUANTUM PHYSICIST SAY WHEN HE WANTED TO FIGHT ANOTHER QUANTUM PHYSICIST? LET ME ATOM!

Jokes about Phosphorus, Arsenic and Selenium Are so PAsSe

My favorite element is uranium because i love u

Why are my pants so wrinkled? Iron deficiency

Little Timmy took a drink,
But now he shall drink no more
What he thought was H2O
was H2SO4

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[rajnish manga]

Originally Posted by internetpremi

CHEMISTRY PUNS -7
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Little Timmy took a drink,
But now he shall drink no more
What he thought was H2O
was H2SO4

How can a subject like Chemistry be a source of fun and entertainment for those who know very Fe..U things in this regard. He!.. V.. Au.. U.. Pu..N..S, Br..O.

Thanks a lot, Vishwanath ji.

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CHEMISTRY PUNS -8


"DO YOU HAVE ANY SODIUM HYPOBROMITE?" NaBrO

Of course He is risen, Helium IS lighter than air!

The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

You must be made of Uranium and Iodine Because all I can see is U and I

Diffraction Gratings Are so groovy

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees."

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel

Gold's not lame it's au-some

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CHEMISTRY PUNS -9

I hate chemistry puns They are so boron

It's kind of basic if you know what amine

Why do scientists like nitrates so much? Because they're better than day rates.

What common fruit is made out of Barium and two sodium? BaNaNa

You know any Organic Chemistry jokes? I know Alkynes

So this ideal gas offers to buy a lady a drink. She says, "Leave me alone, you PvNRT."

Electrons are pessimistic they are always negative

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[rajnish manga]

Originally Posted by internetpremi

Why do scientists like nitrates so much? Because they're better than day rates.

What common fruit is made out of Barium and two sodium? BaNaNa

Electrons are pessimistic they are always negative

I just love it. This sure is a composition of lovely phrases and words which have come straight out of the chemistry lab.