Share Santa and Banta Jokes - Page 31

raju · 19-12-2012, 08:46 AM

Santa went to doctor and said he is depressed because of his wife's infidelity and needs treatment. Doctor asked how does he know if it's true..
Santa says "Every morning my son says he is a Complan boy and my daughter says she is a Complan girl, that's why"

raju · 19-12-2012, 08:46 AM

Santa went to doctor to get treatment for his constant headache..
Doctor: Can you tell me if you changed any routine recently?
Santa: I started learning French taking night classes
Doctor: Why French?
Santa: Because another Sardarji said, they speak French in heaven and if I die and go to heaven, it will be useful
Doctor: What if you go to hell instead?
Santa: That's no problem as I know punjabi very well !

raju · 19-12-2012, 08:47 AM

Banta had habit of drawing conversation with every beautiful girl with "I have seen you somewhere before". This time it didn't work because girl said "Yes, possible. I am a nurse in mental hospital".

raju · 19-12-2012, 10:40 AM

Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml
Now it's 2 ltr.

raju · 19-12-2012, 10:40 AM

Santa went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide - Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - Oye dont worry yaar I'll get up when he comes.!!..

raju · 19-12-2012, 10:40 AM

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to Punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.

raju · 19-12-2012, 10:41 AM

One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!

raju · 19-12-2012, 10:41 AM

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for four days.
Lady calls again.
Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one
Comes out

raju · 19-12-2012, 10:41 AM

2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both
Copied.

raju · 19-12-2012, 10:42 AM

Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You R nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent
My wife with him.

19-12-2012, 08:46 AM	#301
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes Santa went to doctor and said he is depressed because of his wife's infidelity and needs treatment. Doctor asked how does he know if it's true.. Santa says "Every morning my son says he is a Complan boy and my daughter says she is a Complan girl, that's why"

19-12-2012, 08:46 AM	#302
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes Santa went to doctor to get treatment for his constant headache.. Doctor: Can you tell me if you changed any routine recently? Santa: I started learning French taking night classes Doctor: Why French? Santa: Because another Sardarji said, they speak French in heaven and if I die and go to heaven, it will be useful Doctor: What if you go to hell instead? Santa: That's no problem as I know punjabi very well !

19-12-2012, 08:47 AM	#303
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes Banta had habit of drawing conversation with every beautiful girl with "I have seen you somewhere before". This time it didn't work because girl said "Yes, possible. I am a nurse in mental hospital".

19-12-2012, 10:40 AM	#304
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml Now it's 2 ltr.

19-12-2012, 10:40 AM	#305
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes Santa went to Mysore palace. Tourist guide - Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair Santa - Oye dont worry yaar I'll get up when he comes.!!..

19-12-2012, 10:40 AM	#306
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes Sardar wanted to make a STD call to Punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.

19-12-2012, 10:41 AM	#307
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!

19-12-2012, 10:41 AM	#308
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for four days. Lady calls again. Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one Comes out

19-12-2012, 10:41 AM	#309
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1st Sardar: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both Copied.

19-12-2012, 10:42 AM	#310
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You R nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent My wife with him.