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![]() Santa says "Every morning my son says he is a Complan boy and my daughter says she is a Complan girl, that's why" |
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Santa went to doctor to get treatment for his constant headache..
Doctor: Can you tell me if you changed any routine recently? Santa: I started learning French taking night classes Doctor: Why French? Santa: Because another Sardarji said, they speak French in heaven and if I die and go to heaven, it will be useful Doctor: What if you go to hell instead? Santa: That's no problem as I know punjabi very well ! |
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Banta had habit of drawing conversation with every beautiful girl with "I have seen you somewhere before". This time it didn't work because girl said "Yes, possible. I am a nurse in mental hospital".
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Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml Now it's 2 ltr. |
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Santa went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide - Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair Santa - Oye dont worry yaar I'll get up when he comes.!!.. |
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Sardar wanted to make a STD call to Punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call. |
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One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!! |
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for four days. Lady calls again. Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one Comes out |
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2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting? 1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1st Sardar: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both Copied. |
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Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You R nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent My wife with him. |
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