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19-12-2012, 10:42 AM
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Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes
Amitabh : In which state the river Kaveri flows? Sardar : Liquid state..... Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS....... |
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19-12-2012, 10:42 AM
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Banta: Teri biwi ka naam kya hai? ( wass' yr wife's name ? )
Santa: Google Kaur Banta: Oye yeh kaisa naam hua? ( Wht kind of name is this? ) Santa: Yaar main ek sawal karta hun, woh dus jawab deti hai! ( pal, i ask one Q,... she answers 10 ) |
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19-12-2012, 05:23 PM
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In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... |
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19-12-2012, 05:23 PM
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Three Engines Fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city, the
captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours.But don't worry ... we still have one engine left." santa turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!" |
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27-12-2012, 06:51 PM
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Santa : I am a Proud Santa, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying? Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him. |
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27-12-2012, 06:51 PM
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Santa: What is Common between Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus?
Banta: All are Born on Government Holidays. |
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27-12-2012, 06:51 PM
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?
Banta: Very long! |
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27-12-2012, 06:52 PM
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Banta was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What will you take 30 days or Rs.3000? Banta: I think I'll take the money. |
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27-12-2012, 06:52 PM
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably might have got a lot of applause when he came out. Santa: He never came out of the cage! |
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27-12-2012, 06:53 PM
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever
What comes first the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega! |
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