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Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes
Banta : In Tiruvanantapuram. Teacher : Spell it? Banta : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA. |
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27-12-2012, 06:54 PM
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Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes
Santa : People consider me as a GOD
Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! You have came again. |
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27-12-2012, 06:54 PM
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Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes
Santa complained to Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : Why did the thief not take the TV? Santa : I was watching the TV. |
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27-12-2012, 10:59 PM
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Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes
Wife: Why are you waiting here?
Husband: Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hoon mere darling!  Wife: Toh jao naa khade kyu ho! Husband: Kaise jaau.. Bahar kutta jo khada hai!
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