My Hindi Forum

Go Back   My Hindi Forum > Art & Literature > English Literature
Home Rules Facebook Register FAQ Community

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-12-2012, 06:00 PM   #351
vinay kumar
Senior Member
 
vinay kumar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 252
Rep Power: 15
vinay kumar is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Jokes for young generation

Great Fact:
She needs a man with a good future..

He needs a woman with a good past.. ..

gud nyt.
vinay kumar is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2012, 06:00 PM   #352
vinay kumar
Senior Member
 
vinay kumar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 252
Rep Power: 15
vinay kumar is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Jokes for young generation

Great Fact:
She needs a man with a good future..

He needs a woman with a good past.. ..

gud nyt.
vinay kumar is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2012, 06:01 PM   #353
vinay kumar
Senior Member
 
vinay kumar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 252
Rep Power: 15
vinay kumar is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Jokes for young generation

A Painter draws a Painting
"Door of Heart"
without handle,
Man: y der is no handle?
Painter:Itz bcoz Door of Heart opens frm Inside not outside.!
Gud mrng .........
vinay kumar is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2012, 06:04 PM   #354
bindujain
VIP Member
 
bindujain's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: MP INDIA
Posts: 42,448
Rep Power: 144
bindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Jokes for young generation

विनय जी, सूत्र आगे बढाने के लिए धन्यवाद
__________________
मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !!
दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!
bindujain is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2012, 07:09 PM   #355
vinay kumar
Senior Member
 
vinay kumar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 252
Rep Power: 15
vinay kumar is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Jokes for young generation

DEFINE a W0MAN....?
.
.
Someone who can talk 4 hours
while standing at the door ...
but
she won't sit ...
Because shes getting late.
vinay kumar is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2012, 07:10 PM   #356
vinay kumar
Senior Member
 
vinay kumar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 252
Rep Power: 15
vinay kumar is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Jokes for young generation

Zindagi... Cigarette ki tarah hoti hai, Enjoy karo... Warna... Sulag to rahi hi hai, khatam to waise bhi ho hi jayegi. Gud Day!
vinay kumar is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2012, 07:11 PM   #357
vinay kumar
Senior Member
 
vinay kumar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 252
Rep Power: 15
vinay kumar is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Jokes for young generation

We think there is enough time to live! But we never know which moment will be our last..
So Love..Care..Share.& Celebrate every moment...;(
vinay kumar is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2012, 07:12 PM   #358
vinay kumar
Senior Member
 
vinay kumar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 252
Rep Power: 15
vinay kumar is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Jokes for young generation

BREAKING: International Olympic Committee suspends India
Shame on all Indians & those political grand fathers who govern the sports federations
vinay kumar is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2012, 07:23 PM   #359
bindujain
VIP Member
 
bindujain's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: MP INDIA
Posts: 42,448
Rep Power: 144
bindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Jokes for young generation

SARDARJI SENT SMS TO HIS BOSS




"Me sick, no work"

Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
______________________________
__________________
मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !!
दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!
bindujain is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2012, 07:23 PM   #360
bindujain
VIP Member
 
bindujain's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: MP INDIA
Posts: 42,448
Rep Power: 144
bindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond reputebindujain has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Jokes for young generation

PERFECT EXAMPLE FOR GOOD & BAD LUCK



What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?


The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)


but at the same time


Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)
__________________
मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !!
दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!
bindujain is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
hot jokes, jokes


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT +5. The time now is 02:48 AM.


Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
MyHindiForum.com is not responsible for the views and opinion of the posters. The posters and only posters shall be liable for any copyright infringement.