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Re: Jokes for young generation
Few questions lets find how stressed u r? Q1)Whch mouse has 2 legs? . . . Ans:Mickey mouse! . Q2)Whch duck has 2 legs? . . . . . . . . . If ur answr is Donald duck,den u R realy stresed cuz al ducks hav 2 legs!  So chil out |
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04-12-2012, 08:45 PM
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Re: Jokes for young generation
STRESS TEST:
Few questions lets find how stressed u r? Q1)Whch mouse has 2 legs? . . . Ans:Mickey mouse! . Q2)Whch duck has 2 legs? . . . . . . . . . If ur answr is Donald duck,den u R realy stresed cuz al ducks hav 2 legs! So chil out |
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04-12-2012, 08:46 PM
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Re: Jokes for young generation
Heart surgery unit k bahar likha tha....
"Agar dil khol lete apne yaro k saath, To aaj kholna na padta Auzaro k saath" sharing life with friends. |
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04-12-2012, 08:47 PM
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Define a woman.
Ans- Sum1 who talks for HOURS while standing at the door, but won't come in or sit... Bcz................. she is geting late. |
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04-12-2012, 08:47 PM
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Define a woman.
Ans- Sum1 who talks for HOURS while standing at the door, but won't come in or sit... Bcz................. she is geting late. |
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04-12-2012, 08:48 PM
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Re: Jokes for young generation
Amazing Similarity bitween.. Love n Food...!!
. . . . . . if Cross d limts.. The result is Vomiting..samaj aya toh thk varna pogo dekho !! |
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04-12-2012, 08:49 PM
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Magic:Ur cell number's last digit x 2
+5 x50 +ur AGE +365 & -615.The last 2 numbr is ur age &1st num is ur cell's last no.TRY !! |
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04-12-2012, 08:49 PM
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Re: Jokes for young generation
Magic:Ur cell number's last digit x 2
+5 x50 +ur AGE +365 & -615.The last 2 numbr is ur age &1st num is ur cell's last no.TRY !! |
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04-12-2012, 08:51 PM
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GYAN GANGA.
1)Dog road pr ulta pada tha to log uski pooja krne lage, Q? Qki DOG ka ulta is GOD. 1 or 2)Mare hue insan k muh me kya daloge? Birla Cement, Qki "IS CEMENT ME JAAN HAI" 1 or 3)Wat is the cube of 13 Ans.- Suroor, coz TERA*TERA*TERA = SUROOR "Chalo 1 aur" 4)Wat wud u cal a girl who never laughs? HASI-NAA. "bas 1 or" 5)Why a heart broken person doesnt need general knowldge? Qki jab dil hi toot gaya to "GK" kya karega. "pakka last" 6)Agar 2 peepal k ped ko rassi se baandh diya jaye to rassi ko kya kahenge? NOKIA- Connecting "PEEPAL" Bhagwan aapko aise msg ko jhelne ki shakti de... |
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04-12-2012, 08:51 PM
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GYAN GANGA.
1)Dog road pr ulta pada tha to log uski pooja krne lage, Q? Qki DOG ka ulta is GOD. 1 or 2)Mare hue insan k muh me kya daloge? Birla Cement, Qki "IS CEMENT ME JAAN HAI" 1 or 3)Wat is the cube of 13 Ans.- Suroor, coz TERA*TERA*TERA = SUROOR "Chalo 1 aur" 4)Wat wud u cal a girl who never laughs? HASI-NAA. "bas 1 or" 5)Why a heart broken person doesnt need general knowldge? Qki jab dil hi toot gaya to "GK" kya karega. "pakka last" 6)Agar 2 peepal k ped ko rassi se baandh diya jaye to rassi ko kya kahenge? NOKIA- Connecting "PEEPAL" Bhagwan aapko aise msg ko jhelne ki shakti de... |
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