Funny Jokes....

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Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.

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Ek dafa sardar ne bank se lon lekar car khrid lya but bank ka lon wapas na kar saka.
magar Bank walo ne car wapas lalya.

Sardar:agar pata huta to shadi be bank ke lon se karta.

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Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:

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Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.
Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm hanas rahe ho,
Sardar: bagne do charger tu mere pass hai.

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1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai

2nd sardar:yeah mera door ka bhai hai

2nd sardar:door ka mein samjha nahin

sardar:iss k orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr hai

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Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yehi ki..Enginering padh kar bhi medical ki ladki fasai ja sakti hai
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Miss: shut up & get out.
Babloo: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: very good, batao..

Babloo: miss college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehna chahiye
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Miss: u also get out.
Shamu: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: I think u are a brilliant student.. tum sahi batao gay..
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Shamu: Miss doctor ke elawa Engineer bhi delivery kar sakta hai!
Miss: u also get out.
GUDU: Miss mein bataon. Miss: HAAN BATAO...
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GUDU: FRENCH KISS MEIN NAAK BEECH MEIN NAHI AATI. ;-)
Students Rock!!

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Newton new Theory in romantic mood.....

Universal law:
"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money"
First law:

"A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy."
Second law:
"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance."
Third law:
"The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."

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Banta out with underwear's
Santa to Boss : Sir, Banta is waiting outside
your room with a basket full of underwears.
Boss : Oh no! I told him to debrief his
team and meet me in 15 minutes.

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Remarriage !!!

Middle aged Santa and Jeeto were discussing life, and preparing wills. The conversation turned to remarriage...
Jeeto: If I should die first, will you remarry?
Santa: Probably, I wouldn`t like to spend the rest of my life alone.
Jeeto: Would you bring your new wife into our home that we have shared?
Santa: I don`t see why not. It would be empty, you wouldn`t be there.
Jeeto: Would you share the same bed we`ve shared?
Santa: Well, it`s a comfortable bed...
Jeeto: Would you let here wear my clothes?
Santa: Sure, if they fit. They are quite nice.
Jeeto: Would you let her use my golf clubs?
Santa: No way, Preeto is left handed.

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Confusion of ownership !

Santa and Banta bought two horses.
Now the problem was that they could not differentiate between the two horses.
So,one day Santa cuts the left ear of his horse, so that it is easy to know that it is his horse.When he does so,an enemy of Santa sees him doing so.
This enemy cuts the left ear of Banta s horse. Santa and banta are confused.
So, next thing Santa cuts some body part of his horse and his enemy repeats the same on Bantas horse.
At last Santa s horse had no legs left and Banta s horse was with one leg only.
The enemy also went and cut Banta s horse one leg. So, in the morning it was the same sitaution , How to differentiate between their horses.So, after thinking and putting lots of effort to their mind - Santa said - O.K You keep the black one and I shall keep the white .