Funny Jokes.... - Page 4

Madhu · 09-07-2010, 08:29 AM

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to show them what has happened. A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken to the first body.
'Clinton, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector,' says the Coroner.

The DI is taken to the second dead man. 'Suharto, 70, made a pile from government funds, and spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.'

'Nothing unusual here', thinks the DI, and asks to be shown the last body.

'Ah,' says the coroner. 'This is the most unusual one. Dr. Mahathir, 75, struck by lightning.'

'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.

To which the coroner replies, 'He thought he was having his picture taken.'

Sameer · 09-07-2010, 10:28 PM

very nice dear......

Sameer · 09-07-2010, 10:29 PM

want some more jokes.....

Sameer · 09-07-2010, 10:31 PM

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?

Sameer · 09-07-2010, 10:32 PM

Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.

ha ha ha.....

Sameer · 09-07-2010, 10:36 PM

A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.

Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??

Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Sameer · 09-07-2010, 10:38 PM

A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me... They must be gods!

A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me...
I must be a god!

Sameer · 09-07-2010, 10:40 PM

A Very Funny beautiful girl was a college student.

Once Very Funny Girl comes late to class.

Teacher: Why are you late?

Very Funny Girl : One boy was following me, sir.

Teacher: So, What?

Very Funny Girl : That boy was walking very slow.

Sameer · 09-07-2010, 10:41 PM

Judge asks a little Kid: Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?

Kid: No, my mummy beats me.

Judge: Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.

Kid: No, my daddy beats me too.

Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with?

Kid: I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!

Sameer · 09-07-2010, 10:42 PM

Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?

Employee: (looking down) No Sir...

Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.

09-07-2010, 08:29 AM	#31
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 18	Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to show them what has happened. A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken to the first body. 'Clinton, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector,' says the Coroner. The DI is taken to the second dead man. 'Suharto, 70, made a pile from government funds, and spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.' 'Nothing unusual here', thinks the DI, and asks to be shown the last body. 'Ah,' says the coroner. 'This is the most unusual one. Dr. Mahathir, 75, struck by lightning.' 'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector. To which the coroner replies, 'He thought he was having his picture taken.'

09-07-2010, 10:28 PM	#32
Sameer Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 111 Rep Power: 15	very nice dear......

09-07-2010, 10:29 PM	#33
Sameer Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 111 Rep Power: 15	want some more jokes.....

09-07-2010, 10:31 PM	#34
Sameer Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 111 Rep Power: 15	I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?

09-07-2010, 10:32 PM	#35
Sameer Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 111 Rep Power: 15	Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp. ha ha ha.....

09-07-2010, 10:36 PM	#36
Sameer Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 111 Rep Power: 15	A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl. Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday. Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ?? Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

09-07-2010, 10:38 PM	#37
Sameer Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 111 Rep Power: 15	A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me... They must be gods! A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me... I must be a god!

09-07-2010, 10:40 PM	#38
Sameer Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 111 Rep Power: 15	A Very Funny beautiful girl was a college student. Once Very Funny Girl comes late to class. Teacher: Why are you late? Very Funny Girl : One boy was following me, sir. Teacher: So, What? Very Funny Girl : That boy was walking very slow.

09-07-2010, 10:41 PM	#39
Sameer Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 111 Rep Power: 15	Judge asks a little Kid: Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy? Kid: No, my mummy beats me. Judge: Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy. Kid: No, my daddy beats me too. Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with? Kid: I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!

09-07-2010, 10:42 PM	#40
Sameer Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 111 Rep Power: 15	Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl? Employee: (looking down) No Sir... Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.