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Old 08-02-2010, 08:33 PM   #31
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Old 08-02-2010, 08:38 PM   #32
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Old 08-02-2010, 08:40 PM   #33
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mast hai yaar.....
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Old 08-02-2010, 08:47 PM   #34
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Old 08-02-2010, 08:49 PM   #35
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Old 16-02-2010, 10:11 PM   #37
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Once it was announced on a railway platform that rajdhani express is coming on platform One, Suddenly Santa Singh jumped on the train tracks.

A man shouted to Santa "what the hell are you doing?".

Santa Singh said to the man that you are going to die as the train is comming on the platform and not on the railway track.

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Old 16-02-2010, 10:21 PM   #38
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Each Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.
The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass ... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now dear, you are a Catholic."

Santa's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived.
The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Santa's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Santa, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted:
"Oye, you waz born a chicken, and you waz born a lamb,
you waz raised a chicken, and you waz raised a lamb
but now dears.... you are a potato and tomato"!
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Old 16-02-2010, 10:23 PM   #39
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INTERVIEWER: give me the opposite words.
SARDAR: ok.
INTR: made in india.
SARDAR: destroyed in pakistan.
INT: gud keep it up.
SARDAR: bad put it down.
INT: maximum.
SARDAR: minidad.
INT: enough, take ur seat.
SRDAR: insufficient, dont take my seat.
INT: idiot! take ur seat.
SARDAR: clever, dont take my seat.
INT: i say u get out!
SARDAR: u didnt say i come in.
INT: i reject u!
SARDAR: U appoint me.
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Old 06-03-2010, 09:22 AM   #40
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Cool Letter to Bill Gates from Banta Singh

Dear Mr Bill Gates

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ******appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS'(playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect your money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?

10. Hey what is this, I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad, but there is only one icon with 'MY Computer', what happened to the remaining?

11. There is not even single photo of mine in the 'MY Pictures'.. when u will keep my photo in that.

12. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME'

Thanking you,

Yours
Banta Singh
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