Humour Unlimited

[anjaan]

Originally Posted by ndhebar

Too good ...............

thanks bro...

[anjaan]

In 3 lines, I can sum up everything, I learned

About life: It goes on

About love: It doesn't last

About people: They change fast !!!!!!

[anjaan]

Officer-What Is Your Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Tell Me Properly.
Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir
...
Officer: Your Father’s Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Manmohan Pal Sir

Officer: Your Native Place
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Is It Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate: No, Munnur Pal Sir

Officer: What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: (angrily) What Is It?
Candidate: Metric Pass

Officer: Why Do You Need A Job?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: And What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Money Problem Sir

Officer: Describe Your Personality
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate: Magnanimous Personality Sir

Officer: This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now.
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: What Is It Now
Candidate: My Performance. ..?

Officer: M.P!!!
Candidate: What Is That Sir?

Officer: Mental Problems...!

[anjaan]

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS,




1,Too Many Questions.



2,Difficult to Understand.


3,More Explanation is Needed.










4,Result is always FAIL!

[anjaan]

Duniya badal gayi hai chatting se
Hoti hai ab hacking chatting se
Hoti thi ladkian subah shaam hamari gali mein
Nikalna hogaya unka band chatting se

Kyunki hoti hain ab to setting chatting se
Duniya ho gayi hai bekar chatting se
Hoti hain kharab aakhein chatting se

Pehle karte hum dost baatein hotelon mein
Peetay the chai waghera hotelon mein
Khoob hoti thi masti hotelon mein
Khelte the mazaa kiya karte the
Ab to hoti hai baat to who bhi chatting se

Bekaar hogaya hai telephone chatting se
Hojaati hai ab voice chat chatting se
Pata nahin tha kya matlab hota hai ASL ka
Pata chal gaye sare matlab chatting se

Ho rahein hain badnam Log chatting se
Karta nahin koi angrez baatein humse chatting se
Kehtay hain k aati hai English chatting se
Main kehtha hoon hogayi hai English kharab chatting se

Hoti thi bari dhoom dhaam se shadi
Nikah ho raha hain ab chatting se
Ab to aisa lagta hai key janab
Mohabbat hogayee hai chatting se....!!!

[anjaan]

Kabi kushi kabi gam..
Mere msg na honge kum...

Kabi alvida na kahna..
msg karte rehna...

Dhoom..
Mere posting padh kar jhum...

Phir hera pheri..
Ab posting ki teri bari ...

[anjaan]

The company has discontinued all physical fitness programs since everyone gets enough exercise by:-
jumping to conclusions,
beating around the bush,
running down the boss,
going around in circles,
dragging their feet,
dodging responsibility,
passing the buck,
climbing the ladder,
wading through paperwork,
pulling strings,
throwing their weight around,
stretching the truth,
bending the rules,
pushing their luck,
shuffling papers,
and playing hide and seek.

[anjaan]

Java Interview

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different ... nothing more

Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.

Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Sorry, Non living things cant communicate.

Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.

Q. What is the difference between Process and Threads?
A. Threads are small ropes. Making a rope from threads is an example for process.

Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

Q. What is JINI?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.

Q. How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.

Q. What is bean? Where it can be used?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.

[ndhebar]

5 ke bich men 4 likhkar bataao ?

China : Don't joke

Japan : Imposible

Amerikan : Wrong question

Uk : Not on google

Indian : Easy
"F(IV)E"

So proud to be indian

[Nitikesh]

Originally Posted by anjaan

Printing mistake in Question paper : " Prove that 2/10=0.2 " is wrongly printed that " 2/10=2 "

Rocking students answered as below,


2 = TWO,

10 = TEN

TWO / TEN = WO / EN

W = 23, O = 15 (As alphabetic order)

E=5, N=14 (As alphabetic order)

W+O= 23+15 = 38

E+N= 5+14 = 19

So, 38 / 19 = 2

Hence proved !

this one is nice!