Mullah Nasruddin Jokes

[anjaan]

Mulla Nasrudin got on a double-decker bus and climbed to the upper deck. A few minutes later,
he staggered down the steps, muttering to himself. "Is anything the matter?" asked the driver.
"IT AIN'T SAFE UP THERE," said Nasrudin. "NO DRIVER."

[anjaan]

Mulla Nasrudin and his wife were arguing. "I was a fool when I married you," said the wife. "I
GUESS YOU WERE," replied Nasrudin, "BUT I WAS SO INFATUATED AT THE TIME, I DIDN'T
NOTICE IT."

[anjaan]

The town's richest man had died. The next morning, another rich, and particularly miserly, old
man said to Mulla Nasrudin, "I wonder how much he left." Mulla Nasrudin laughed and said,
"EVERY CENT OF IT, SIR."

[anjaan]

Mulla Nasrudin used to say: "Every man should have at least one wife, because there are
somethings that just can't be blamed on the government."

[anjaan]

Mulla Nasrudin had just checked into the hotel. "Welcome," said the clerk at the desk. "We
want you to know you are welcome. We are going to do everything we can to make you
comfortable and help you to feel at home."
"PLEASE DON'T," said the Mulla. "I LEFT HOME SO I COULD FIND A CHANGE. FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS I WANT TO FEEL AS IF I AM AT A BEACH
RESORT."

[anjaan]

The lady said to Mulla Nasrudin at the door, "Have you ever been offered work?" "Only once
Lady," said Nasrudin. "Aside from that, I HAVE MET WITH NOTHING BUT KINDNESS."

[anjaan]

A rich farmer had been trying desperately to marry off his daughters. One day he met Mulla Nasrudin.
"I have several daughters," the farmer told the Mulla. "I would like to see them comfortably fixed. And I will say this, they won't go to their husbands without a little bit in the bank, either.
The youngest one is twenty-three and she will take Rupees 25,000 with her. The next one is thirty-two, and she will take Rupees 50,000 with her. Another is forty-three and she will take Rupees 75,000 with her."
"That's interesting," said Nasrudin. "I was just wondering if you have one about fifty years old."

[anjaan]

Mulla Nasrudin's family was upset because the girl he was planning to marry was an atheist.

"We'll not have you marrying an atheist," his mother said. "What can I do? I love her," the young Nasrudin said. "Well," said his mother, "if she loves you, she will do anything you ask.

You should talk religion to her. If you are persistent, you can win her over." Several weeks went by, then one morning at breakfast the young Mulla seemed absolutely brokenhearted. "What's the matter?" his mother asked. "I thought you were making such good progress in your talks about religion to your young girlfriend."
"THAT'S THE TROUBLE," said Nasrudin. I OVER DID IT. LAST NIGHT SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS SO CONVINCED THAT SHE IS GOING TO STUDY TO BE A NUN."

[anjaan]

The young lady's hopes had been high for two years while Mulla Nasrudin remained silent on the question of marriage. Then one evening he said to her, "I had a most unusual dream last
night. I dreamed that I asked to marry you.
I wonder what that means." "THAT MEANS," said his girlfriend, "THAT YOU HAVE MORE SENSE ASLEEP THAN YOU HAVE AWAKE."

[anjaan]

Mulla Nasrudin had been calling on his girlfriend for over a year. One evening the girl's father sped him as he was leaving and asked, "Look here, young man, you have been seeing my daughter for a year now, and I would like to know whether your intentions are honorable or dishonorable?"
Nasrudin's face lit up. "DO YOU MEAN TO SAY, SIR," he said, "THAT I HAVE A
CHOICE?"