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More Sidhu-isms!


Some lines from his Sidhu's commentary:

"He is as confused as a baby in a topless bar!"

Told about Geoffrey Boycott: "If he were put in a bucket full of nipples he would come out sucking his own thumb."

"Statistics are like mini skirts, they hide more than what they reveal."

"The Indian batting is like a cycle stand; one falls and the others follow."

"Indian team without Sachin (Tendulkar) is like giving a kiss without a squeeze."

"Geoffrey, you're old. The last time you celebrated your birthday, the candles cost more than the cake."

This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados: "Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."

"It is better to prevent and prepare than repent and repair!"

"Agar ullu din main nahin dekh sakta to ismain surya bhagwan ka kya dosh!"

"Don't murder a man who is going to commit suicide."

"In India we drive on the left and in England we drive on what is left."

"The condition of the Indian team is not as bad as it looks - it's worse."

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Which one is Female?

Which of the two birds is a female?

Below are two birds.

Stu dy them closely..... ....

See if you can spot which of the two is the female.

It can be done.

Even by one with limited bird watching skills.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?


Jayalalitha:
"From reliable sources I've learned that the chicken actually belongs to Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the road just to create law and order problems. The chicken has now been arrested under POTA."

Bal Thackeray:
"Chickens crossing the roads is totally against our culture. My sainiks will see to any chickens that try to cross the road"

Vatal Nagaraj:
"No Tamilian or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our roads. Our roads are meant only for Kannadiga chickens."

Venkiah Naidu:
"That the chicken crossed the road clearly demonstrates the fact that the people and chickens have lost confidence in the Congress Government. The Government should own moral responsibility and resign."

George Fernandes:
"I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken."

Mulayam Singh:
"I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, so that they can cross the road freely, and in dignity, without their motives being questioned"

L.K.Advani:
"I definitely see a Pakistani hand in this chicken crossing business ..."

Sonia Gandhi:
"We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road. It's just a conspiracy by the BJP to bring the Government down. The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue"

H.S.Surjeet:
"We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the Left parties today. We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back"

Abdul Kalam:
"Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? Please tell me why? They crossed to get to the other side of the road. Now children, repeat after me...."

Menaka Gandhi:
“The poor chicken had to cross the road. If a vehicle had run over it, we would have lost one of our most precious creatures. We must therefore ban all vehicles from using the road."

Gabbar Singh:
"Arrey oh Sambha! Kitne chicken thhey?

Amitabh Bachchan:
"The chicken has crossed the road? Are you sure? Pakka? Lock kiya jaaye?"

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"India must be the only country in the world, where people fight to be called backward."

- Narayan Murthy

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