Hollywood Wit : Classic Off-Screen Quips and Quotes

[Dark Saint Alaick]

Marry me and you'll be farting through silk for the rest of your days.



-Robert Mitchum (Proposing)

[Dark Saint Alaick]

When Fernando Lamas proposed to me, he said, "Let me take you away from all this." And I said, "Away from all what ? I'm a movie star !"



-Esther Williams

[Dark Saint Alaick]

My marriage license reads, "To Whom it may concern."



-Mickey Rooney (Married 8 times)

[Dark Saint Alaick]

Mother told me a couple of years ago, "Sweetheart, settle down and marry a rich man." I told, "Mom, I am a rich man."



-Cher

[Dark Saint Alaick]

I've married a few people I shouldn't have, but haven't we all.



-Mamie Van Doren

[Dark Saint Alaick]

You have no idea of the woman I didn't marry.



-Artie Shaw

[Dark Saint Alaick]

I think every woman's entitled to a middle husband she can forget.



-Adela Rogers St.Johns

[Dark Saint Alaick]

Peter Sellers had four wives and eight heart attacks.



-John Frank

[Dark Saint Alaick]

All the lines of dialogue in Natural Born Killers are things Oliver Yelled at me. It's my divorce up there on screen.



-Elizabeth Stone

[Dark Saint Alaick]

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow.



-Roseanne