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Old 04-12-2012, 09:05 PM   #401
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Choosing Career Is Like
Choosing A Wife From 10 Girls.

Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful,
Intelligent, Kindest Woman,
There's Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:06 PM   #402
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Purani soch- "kro ya mro"
Nai soch-"marne se phle kuch kro!"
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Ekdam Nai soch-"jb tk kuch kr nai lete maro mat!"

Hmari soch- Koi btayega sala krna kya Hai.?
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:06 PM   #403
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"Things change,

people change,

feelings change.

It's a good thing memories never do"
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:07 PM   #404
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EPIC
School vs College*

*School:
Pencil, rubber, sharpner, scale!!
College:
Ek ballpen wo bhi friends se cheena huwa

*School:
Class mein enter hone se pehle: Ma'am may I come in?
College:
Bina baithe hi mobile kan se laga ke class se bahar!!

*School:
Bag mein har subject ki books!!
College:
Yaar ek paper toh phar ke de

*School: Class test mein Star!!
College: Full moon hi naseeb hota hai yaar!!

*School: Listen I like her!!
College: Sambhal ke dekh, bhabi hai teri... !!
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:07 PM   #405
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EPIC
School vs College*

*School:
Pencil, rubber, sharpner, scale!!
College:
Ek ballpen wo bhi friends se cheena huwa

*School:
Class mein enter hone se pehle: Ma'am may I come in?
College:
Bina baithe hi mobile kan se laga ke class se bahar!!

*School:
Bag mein har subject ki books!!
College:
Yaar ek paper toh phar ke de

*School: Class test mein Star!!
College: Full moon hi naseeb hota hai yaar!!

*School: Listen I like her!!
College: Sambhal ke dekh, bhabi hai teri... !!
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:08 PM   #406
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University passed student speech:
I would like to thank my parents for paying my admission fee
Then I would like to thank my teachers for my attendance & their concentration on completing syllabus only
Because of which I turned to my masters
The Internet
Google
Wikipedia
Youtube
&
Special thanks to Downloads & Copy Paste techniques
Due to which I passed my exams!
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:08 PM   #407
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University passed student speech:
I would like to thank my parents for paying my admission fee
Then I would like to thank my teachers for my attendance & their concentration on completing syllabus only
Because of which I turned to my masters
The Internet
Google
Wikipedia
Youtube
&
Special thanks to Downloads & Copy Paste techniques
Due to which I passed my exams!
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:08 PM   #408
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"Thund aur insult jitni mehsus karoge utni lagegi"
So, be careless &
be BESHARAM.
Enjoy LIFE, enjoy WINTER.

Think Hatke, Jiyo Datke....
Hpy Wintr Dys..!
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:09 PM   #409
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"Thund aur insult jitni mehsus karoge utni lagegi"
So, be careless &
be BESHARAM.
Enjoy LIFE, enjoy WINTER.

Think Hatke, Jiyo Datke....
Hpy Wintr Dys..!
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:17 PM   #410
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Attachment is not when
two people chat day & night.
.
.
.
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Its when someone e-mails u and adds an image or data file with it.
That file is called attachment:-P
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