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01-05-2012, 10:30 PM | #412 |
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Baba mere FACEBOOK par LIKE
or COMMENT nahi aate Nirmal Baba : FB last time kab khola tha Boy : Baba kal khola tha Nirmal Baba : 1 din mein kitni baar FACEBOOK kholte ho Boy : 2-3 baar Nirmal Baba : Browser konsa USE karte ho ? Boy : Baba GOOGLE CHROME Nirmal baba : bas yahi se kirpa ruki hai jao or PASSWORD badal kar account ko MOZILLA browser se kholo sab theek hoo jaega
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01-05-2012, 10:31 PM | #413 |
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Married couples having their first baby were invited to make use of a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's Labour pains to the baby's biological father. Both were happy to try it. The pain transfer was set to 10 percent but the husband felt nothing. So the doctor increased it to 20 percent. The father said he still felt fine and his blood pressure was normal. He invited the doctor to kick it up to 50 percent. Still no reaction. The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain until the wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband and the doctor were ecstatic. When they got home, the gardener was lying almost dead at the gate...
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01-05-2012, 10:33 PM | #414 |
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Dont mean to offend anyone whether directly and Indirectly.
Do understand that I have not made this joke I am a Bihari btw. Bengali One Bengali = poet. Two Bengalis = a film society. Three Bengalis = political party. Four Bengalis = two political parties. More than four Bengali's = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team . Bihari One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav. Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad. Three Biharis = caste killing. Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna . Punjabi One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky. Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky. Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds. Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one. Mallu One Mallu = coconut stall. Two Mallus = a boat race. Three Mallus = Gulf job racket. Four Mallus = oil slick. Gujju One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train. Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train. Three Gujjus = Bombay 's noisiest restaurant. Four Gujjus = stock market scam. Andhraite One Andhraite = chili farmer. Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey. Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit. Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie. Kashmiri One Kashmiri = carpet salesman. Two Kashmiris = carpet factory. Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit. Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order. Tamil-Brahmin One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple. Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class. Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m. Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival inSanta Clara . Mumbaikar One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall. Two Mumbaikars = film studio. Three Mumbaikars = slum. Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour. Sindhi One Sindhi = currency racket. Two Sindhis = papad factory. Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar . Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.=))
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01-05-2012, 10:34 PM | #415 |
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01-05-2012, 10:35 PM | #416 |
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01-05-2012, 10:38 PM | #417 |
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HEIGHT OF BADLUCK
Boy: Marry Me.. ? Girl: Do You Have A House.. ? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A BMW Car.. ? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary.. ? Boy: No Salary.. But,.. Girl: No But. You Have Nothing.. How Can I Marry You.?? Leave Please.!! Boy: (Talks To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I Still Need To Buy BMW.?! How Can I Get The Salary When Actually I'm The BOSS.
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