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Old 04-12-2012, 09:18 PM   #411
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Alcohol does not make you FAT ....
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it makes you LEAN...
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against tables, chairs, walls, floors and...sometimes on people u don't know!
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Abhishek Bachchan P Ash Word

Amitabh Bachchan rekha

Shahrukh Khan ppppassword

Madhuri Dixit 12345678910111213

Shahid Kapur Paffword

Bill Gates MSword

Barack Obama TheBlackHouseDeve Gowda -zzZZZ

Sunil Bharti Mittal KhuljaSIMSIM

Vijay Mallya: calendarshouldhave20months

Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar India

RahulDravid Nothing shall pass

Saurav Ganguly Iamthebest

Navjot Singh Sidhu lol

Emraan Hashmi Muaaaaah

Nana Patekar Kaekopoocha

Gabbar Singh Aakthoo!!

Anu Malik will use passwords chosen by somebody else

Rajnikanth doesn't need a password

ACP Pradyuman daya_darwaza_tod_do.....!!
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:18 PM   #413
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Abhishek Bachchan P Ash Word

Amitabh Bachchan rekha

Shahrukh Khan ppppassword

Madhuri Dixit 12345678910111213

Shahid Kapur Paffword

Bill Gates MSword

Barack Obama TheBlackHouseDeve Gowda -zzZZZ

Sunil Bharti Mittal KhuljaSIMSIM

Vijay Mallya: calendarshouldhave20months

Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar India

RahulDravid Nothing shall pass

Saurav Ganguly Iamthebest

Navjot Singh Sidhu lol

Emraan Hashmi Muaaaaah

Nana Patekar Kaekopoocha

Gabbar Singh Aakthoo!!

Anu Malik will use passwords chosen by somebody else

Rajnikanth doesn't need a password

ACP Pradyuman daya_darwaza_tod_do.....!!
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:20 PM   #414
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A b.tech student took his galfrnd to his home aftr completing B.tech....
Father asked who is she....
Son replied..
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My campus selection..:-);-);-)
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:20 PM   #415
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SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY >
A man goes 2 library n asks 4 a book
on suicide.
Librarian stares at him for a while, then
asks:
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Hey waapis kon dega ?....
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:21 PM   #416
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Dear girls..... You are Beautiful... ..
Don't harm Yourself for a Guy who goes
only for Your Looks...
You are your Father's Doll and Mamma's
Princess ....
So don't let Somebody make you feel
Low and Down... ...
The way you Smile... The way You have
Twinkle In your Eyes... *_*
The way you Cheer up Your Family and
Friends.... And the way You Care....
Is all What makes You Beautiful Little
Angels... :*
Right ? ^_^
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Dear girls..... You are Beautiful... ..
Don't harm Yourself for a Guy who goes
only for Your Looks...
You are your Father's Doll and Mamma's
Princess ....
So don't let Somebody make you feel
Low and Down... ...
The way you Smile... The way You have
Twinkle In your Eyes... *_*
The way you Cheer up Your Family and
Friends.... And the way You Care....
Is all What makes You Beautiful Little
Angels... :*
Right ? ^_^
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:21 PM   #418
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Evr wondered how many
thoughts ...feelings..nd emotions r hidden behind dis simple sentence:

"Kucch nahi,bas aise hi"..
Gudnite-:*¤
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:22 PM   #419
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Evr wondered how many
thoughts ...feelings..nd emotions r hidden behind dis simple sentence:

"Kucch nahi,bas aise hi"..
Gudnite-:*¤
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Life is irony:
Little gal's want barbie dolls and little boys want big cars..
Aftr growing up big gal's want big car's and big boys want barbie gals...!!!
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