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Old 24-04-2011, 09:04 PM   #4271
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ULTIMATE!!!

This is exactly what i feel about FB and Twitter Addicts

Shared it on my FB profile
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Oh, the irony!
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Old 24-04-2011, 09:07 PM   #4272
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Oh, the irony!
Using, misusing, addiction are three different stuff bro.

Having profile is necessary these days but spending whole day on that is bad.

In my case my professional page and personal page are completely different and NO ONE is common on both pages.
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Old 24-04-2011, 09:09 PM   #4273
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ULTIMATE!!!

This is exactly what i feel about FB and Twitter Addicts

Shared it on my FB profile.
wow share kar bhi diya
too fast................
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Old 24-04-2011, 09:19 PM   #4274
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मैडम " जो लड़का एक पाठ याद करके आया है उसे मैं अपने हाथ पर किस करने दूँगी "
लड़का " जो लड़का दो पाठ याद करके आया होगा उसे आप क्या देंगी मैडम ?? "
मैडम " उसे मैं अपने एक गाल पर किस करने दूँगी ..."
लड़का " और जो तीन पाठ याद करके आया होगा उसे आप क्या देंगी मैडम ?? "
मैडम " उसे मैं अपने दोनों गालों पर किस करने दूँगी...."
लड़का " मैडम आप तैयार हो जाओ ...... "
मैडम " क्यों ऐसा क्यों बोला तुमने ...?? "
लड़का " मैडम मैं पूरी किताब याद करके आया हूँ ना ...."

सच कहा है पूत के पाँव पालने मेँ ही नज़र आते हैँ । देखिये आज उसी बच्चे ने अपनी आत्मकथा लिख डाली ।
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Old 24-04-2011, 09:32 PM   #4275
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एक लड़का अपनी पड़ोस की आंटी को घर छोड़ने गया!
आंटी ने बोला, "बेटा रात बहुत हो गयी है, यहीं सो जाओ, बिट्टू के कमरे में"!

लड़का बोला, "नहीं आंटी, मैं यही सोफे पर सो जाऊँगा"!

सुबह एक सुन्दर लड़की चाय लेकर आई!
लड़का बोला, "आप कौन?"

तो लड़की ने जवाब दिया, "मैं बिट्टू, और आप? "

लड़का बोला " और मैं, 'उल्लू का पट्ठा' "!
गम्भीर व्यक्ति जब हँसता होगा तो ऐसा ही निरीह दिखता होगा ।
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Old 29-04-2011, 09:07 PM   #4276
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रिया: अगर तुमने मुझे किस करने की कोशिश की तो में शोर मचा दूंगी ?
रोहित: लेकिन यहां तो दूर-दूर तक कोई नहीं है ?
रिया: मुझे मालूम है , पर फॉरमैलिटी तो करनी ही पड़ेगी ना।
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Old 29-04-2011, 09:09 PM   #4277
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एक ट्रक दूसरे ट्रक को रस्सी से बांधकर ले जा रहा था। यह देखकर संता हंसने लगा और बोला - एक रस्सी को ले जाने के लिए दो - दो ट्रक।
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Old 29-04-2011, 09:10 PM   #4278
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मरीज: डॉक्टर साहब , यह कौन सी दवा लिख दी। सारी केमिस्ट की दुकानों में पूछ आया , कहीं नहीं मिली।
डॉक्टर ने पर्चा देखा और बोला: अरे , गलती हो गई। दवा लिखना तो भूल ही गया। ये तो मेरे साइन हैं।
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Old 30-04-2011, 05:22 PM   #4279
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बंता : संता भाजी पापड़ और झापड़ में क्या फर्क है ?
संता : बंता भाजी एक - एक खालो फर्क पता चल जायेगा !
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संता और बंता रेल में सफ़र कर रहे थे ! गाड़ी बहुत तेज चल रही थी !
बंता : अगर गाड़ी उल्ट गई तो ?
संता : तो हम टिकट दिखाने से बच जायेंगे !
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