Jokes for young generation - Page 48

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 09:40 AM

Father: Beta!
Tu ne Engineering K 4 SaalonMein Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Kon Sa Seekha......??
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Son: Bus Ki Chatt Pe baith K....Tezz Hawaon Mein 1 TeeliSe 3 Cigarette Jalana...

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 09:40 AM

Perfect ßoyfrnd:
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Girlfriend: I forgot my purse at home & I need 2000 Rs urgently.
Can You Help Me ?
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ßoy Gives her 20 Rs. n says:- go home n bring your purse..!! :P

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 09:41 AM

In IIT Exam Santa got 1 question Prove
Sin x = 6n
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... Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides !
Then six=6
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& wrote: Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k questions ka ! :/

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 09:41 AM

Pathan Interview Dene Jata Hai. . .

Manager: Where Is Abu Dhabi???
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Pathan:- Jis Qabristan Mein Humara Ammi Dabi,
Wohi Thoda Durr Par Abu Dhabi !! O.o

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 09:41 AM

Insaan apne aap ko sabse zyada insecure kab feel karta hai ?
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Jab wo aise toilet mein baitha ho jisme kundi na ho :P

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 09:42 AM

Ek Minister Ki Biwi Bahut Hi Sunder Aur **** Thi.
Ek Din Minister Ka Najane Kya Mood Bana,
Usne Patni Ko Bulaya Aur Puchha.

Minister:- “Sach Sach Batao Tumne
Hamare Sath Kitni Baar Bewafayi Ki Hai?”

Patni Kuch Soch Ke Boli: “Ji Sirf 3 Baar, Woh b Aapki Khaatir "

Minister hairan hua, par Man Hi Man Mein Khush b Hua
... Ki Chalo Itni **** Hone Ke Baad Bhi Sirf 3 Baar Hi Bewafayi Ki,

Fir Bhi Usne Pucha
Minister: “Kab Kab”

Patni: “Ek Bar Jab Aapke Dil Ka
Operation Hua Tha To Main Shehar Ke
Sabse Bade Dr. Ko Manane Gayi Thhi”

Minister: “Hmm”

Patni: “Agli Bar Jab Aap Jail Mein Band The,
Aur Rihayi Ke Koi Chances Na The
To Judge Ke Pass Gayi thi”

Minister: “Aur Teesri Bar ?”

Patni Sharmate Hue: “Jab Aapko Sarkar
Banani Thi Aur Aapke Pas 76 MLAs Kam they

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 09:43 AM

Shaadi ki raat Santa Confuse ho gaya ki baat kaise shuru kare !!
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Aadha Ghanta Sochne ke baad aakhir apni biwi se bola:-
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Aapke gharwaalo ko pata hai na aaj aap Yahin rukengi...??

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 09:43 AM

An enGineering Student went & proposed a
girl

Girl : What can u do to make me love you ?

Boy : I will do what ever u want, I vl bring
stars from
the sky, I vl jump from whereever u say, I vl
do anything for u.

... Girl : Can u complete ur Enggnrng without a
single back??
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Boy : Chalta hu behan..... apna khyal rakhna .

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 09:45 AM

Autowala: Saab! 30 Rs Hue
Santa: Le 15 Rs
AutowaLa: Saab Ye To Beimani Hai
Santa: Beimani Kaisi.....?? Tu Bhi To
Baith Ke Aaya Hai; Aadha Tu De.
gahe tera kiraya b m dun. :O
=D
Santa Rock -.... autowala shock..

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 09:45 AM

Kareena ko ladka hua, bilkul
kaala...
Saif ne kaha:
Tu gori,
Main gora,
... ladka kaise kala? :/
Kareena replied:
Tu hot,
Main hot...
Jal Gaya Saala...!

05-12-2012, 09:40 AM	#471
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Father: Beta! Tu ne Engineering K 4 SaalonMein Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Kon Sa Seekha......?? .? .? .? .? .? .? Son: Bus Ki Chatt Pe baith K....Tezz Hawaon Mein 1 TeeliSe 3 Cigarette Jalana...

05-12-2012, 09:40 AM	#472
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Perfect ßoyfrnd: . . Girlfriend: I forgot my purse at home & I need 2000 Rs urgently. Can You Help Me ? ... . . . . . . ßoy Gives her 20 Rs. n says:- go home n bring your purse..!! :P __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

05-12-2012, 09:41 AM	#473
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation In IIT Exam Santa got 1 question Prove Sin x = 6n . . . ... Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides ! Then six=6 . . . & wrote: Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k questions ka ! :/ __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

05-12-2012, 09:41 AM	#474
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Pathan Interview Dene Jata Hai. . . Manager: Where Is Abu Dhabi??? . . ... . . . Pathan:- Jis Qabristan Mein Humara Ammi Dabi, Wohi Thoda Durr Par Abu Dhabi !! O.o __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

05-12-2012, 09:41 AM	#475
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Insaan apne aap ko sabse zyada insecure kab feel karta hai ? . . . . . . . . . ... . . . . . . . Jab wo aise toilet mein baitha ho jisme kundi na ho :P __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

05-12-2012, 09:42 AM	#476
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Ek Minister Ki Biwi Bahut Hi Sunder Aur ** Thi. Ek Din Minister Ka Najane Kya Mood Bana, Usne Patni Ko Bulaya Aur Puchha. Minister:- “Sach Sach Batao Tumne Hamare Sath Kitni Baar Bewafayi Ki Hai?” Patni Kuch Soch Ke Boli: “Ji Sirf 3 Baar, Woh b Aapki Khaatir " Minister hairan hua, par Man Hi Man Mein Khush b Hua ... Ki Chalo Itni ** Hone Ke Baad Bhi Sirf 3 Baar Hi Bewafayi Ki, Fir Bhi Usne Pucha Minister: “Kab Kab” Patni: “Ek Bar Jab Aapke Dil Ka Operation Hua Tha To Main Shehar Ke Sabse Bade Dr. Ko Manane Gayi Thhi” Minister: “Hmm” Patni: “Agli Bar Jab Aap Jail Mein Band The, Aur Rihayi Ke Koi Chances Na The To Judge Ke Pass Gayi thi” Minister: “Aur Teesri Bar ?” Patni Sharmate Hue: “Jab Aapko Sarkar Banani Thi Aur Aapke Pas 76 MLAs Kam they __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

05-12-2012, 09:43 AM	#477
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Shaadi ki raat Santa Confuse ho gaya ki baat kaise shuru kare !! . . . Aadha Ghanta Sochne ke baad aakhir apni biwi se bola:- . . . . . Aapke gharwaalo ko pata hai na aaj aap Yahin rukengi...?? __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

05-12-2012, 09:43 AM	#478
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation An enGineering Student went & proposed a girl Girl : What can u do to make me love you ? Boy : I will do what ever u want, I vl bring stars from the sky, I vl jump from whereever u say, I vl do anything for u. ... Girl : Can u complete ur Enggnrng without a single back?? . . . Boy : Chalta hu behan..... apna khyal rakhna . __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

05-12-2012, 09:45 AM	#479
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Autowala: Saab! 30 Rs Hue Santa: Le 15 Rs AutowaLa: Saab Ye To Beimani Hai Santa: Beimani Kaisi.....?? Tu Bhi To Baith Ke Aaya Hai; Aadha Tu De. gahe tera kiraya b m dun. :O =D Santa Rock -.... autowala shock.. __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

05-12-2012, 09:45 AM	#480
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Kareena ko ladka hua, bilkul kaala... Saif ne kaha: Tu gori, Main gora, ... ladka kaise kala? :/ Kareena replied: Tu hot, Main hot... Jal Gaya Saala...! __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!