Jokes for young generation - Page 49

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 09:46 AM

Grammar Teacher:

Wo Ladki Sab Ladko Se Hans
Kar Baat Karti Hai..

...Batao Is Sentence Me Ladki
Kya Hai....??
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pinto bhai: Sir, Ladki Bigdi Hui Hai.
Aur wo Setting Karna Chahti
Hai..

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 09:46 AM

Ladki saare kapde nikaal de toh kya hoga ?
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Almaari khaali ho jaayegi...

Soch badlo, Desh badlega..

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 09:47 AM

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 09:47 AM

vicky bhai:
Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya?

passion bhai:
Ghutno pe Chal ke Aayi thi Mere Paas.

vicky bhai:
Kya Boli?

passion bhai:
Boli Palang ke Neeche se Nikal Aao, Ab Nahi Marungi

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 09:50 AM

Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Huey
Teacher Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki
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Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye deko
ge to Kahoge,,
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Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala
Gaya..!

Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala
Gya..!

OR Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka Wahi
Reh Gya..!
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Pappu gusse se Bola: or Ye
Humari Kamini Teachar Hai Jinka
dehant ho gya...

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 09:50 AM

Santa & Banta Pani Pine Gaye,
Glass Ulta Pada Hua Tha.

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Banta Shocked- Abe Iska To Muh hi Band Hai.

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Santa- Ha Yaar Sahi Kaha.!

NIche se Bhi Tuta Hua Hai Saala.

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 09:50 AM

Teacher: Usko Kya Kahenge Jo Dhyaan Na Dene Par Bhi Bolta Rehta Hai.........??
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Pappu: Use Teacher Kehte Hai

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 09:51 AM

physics's SIR proposes chemistry MA'M-
SIR- from d first tym i saw ur CONICAL JARS and
ROUND BOTTOM FLASK, my PENDULUM starts
OSCILLATING endlessly and itzz length become
DOUBLED
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ma'm- dont juz talk,shake d TEST TUBE vigorously
and make it HOT and put in d STAND.
i want WHITE PRECIPITATE with BRISK
EFFERVESCENCE.

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 09:52 AM

Engineering is awesome

LATE HONE PE:

"Aaj bunk nahi tha?"
"Attendence ho gayi kya"
"Agr pta hota ki iska lec h to main aata hi nahi"
"Proxy mari thi kya"

LECTURE MEIN:

"Uski t shirt pe kya likha h dekh"
"1 page de .. abey pen bhi to de, kam se kam
haath mein kuch toh ho!"
"Tujhe bhookh nahi lag rahi kya"
"Kya yaaar paka raha hai ye to, kisne bana diya teacher isey "

AFTER EXAMS:

"Jo chhoda tha wahi aa gaya, arey ab chhod na, ghumne chalte h"
"koi nahi next tym nikaal liyo"

ASSIGNMENT COPY:

"Ye kya likha h"
"Jo word samajh aa rha h wo likh, jo ni aa raha uska aisa hi design bana de''...

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 09:52 AM

Ek bar ek pagal ko jail mein band kar diya gaya . .
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Pagal to Jailer : mujhe ek kitaab likhni hai kagaz aur pen do mujhko
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Jailer : abe tu kitab likh ke kya karega ?
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Pagal : publish kara ke famous banunga
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Jailer : Hawaldar iss pagal ko ek copy aur kalam do aake
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Pagal kitab likhna suru karta hai . . Pahle page pe likhta hai "ghoda jungle ki taraf chal diya"

aur last page pe likhta hai "ghoda jungle pahunch gaya"
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Pagal : jailer saab ye lijiye padhiye ye kitab maine likhi hai maine. . Lekin sirf 1st aur last page padhiyega. .
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Jailer : padhta hai use gussa ata hai kahta hai kya bakwas hai ye bich mein kya likha hai . . :/
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Pagal : tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik

05-12-2012, 09:46 AM	#481
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Grammar Teacher: Wo Ladki Sab Ladko Se Hans Kar Baat Karti Hai.. ...Batao Is Sentence Me Ladki Kya Hai....?? . . . pinto bhai: Sir, Ladki Bigdi Hui Hai. Aur wo Setting Karna Chahti Hai..

05-12-2012, 09:46 AM	#482
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Ladki saare kapde nikaal de toh kya hoga ? . . . . . . . . . Almaari khaali ho jaayegi... Soch badlo, Desh badlega.. __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

05-12-2012, 09:47 AM	#483
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

05-12-2012, 09:47 AM	#484
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation vicky bhai: Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya? passion bhai: Ghutno pe Chal ke Aayi thi Mere Paas. vicky bhai: Kya Boli? passion bhai: Boli Palang ke Neeche se Nikal Aao, Ab Nahi Marungi __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

05-12-2012, 09:50 AM	#485
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Huey Teacher Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki . . . Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye deko ge to Kahoge,, . Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gaya..! Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gya..! OR Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka Wahi Reh Gya..! . Pappu gusse se Bola: or Ye Humari Kamini Teachar Hai Jinka dehant ho gya... __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

05-12-2012, 09:50 AM	#486
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Santa & Banta Pani Pine Gaye, Glass Ulta Pada Hua Tha. . . . Banta Shocked- Abe Iska To Muh hi Band Hai. . . Santa- Ha Yaar Sahi Kaha.! NIche se Bhi Tuta Hua Hai Saala. __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

05-12-2012, 09:50 AM	#487
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Teacher: Usko Kya Kahenge Jo Dhyaan Na Dene Par Bhi Bolta Rehta Hai.........?? . . . . . . Pappu: Use Teacher Kehte Hai __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

05-12-2012, 09:51 AM	#488
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation physics's SIR proposes chemistry MA'M- SIR- from d first tym i saw ur CONICAL JARS and ROUND BOTTOM FLASK, my PENDULUM starts OSCILLATING endlessly and itzz length become DOUBLED . . . . . . ma'm- dont juz talk,shake d TEST TUBE vigorously and make it HOT and put in d STAND. i want WHITE PRECIPITATE with BRISK EFFERVESCENCE. __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

05-12-2012, 09:52 AM	#489
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Engineering is awesome LATE HONE PE: "Aaj bunk nahi tha?" "Attendence ho gayi kya" "Agr pta hota ki iska lec h to main aata hi nahi" "Proxy mari thi kya" LECTURE MEIN: "Uski t shirt pe kya likha h dekh" "1 page de .. abey pen bhi to de, kam se kam haath mein kuch toh ho!" "Tujhe bhookh nahi lag rahi kya" "Kya yaaar paka raha hai ye to, kisne bana diya teacher isey " AFTER EXAMS: "Jo chhoda tha wahi aa gaya, arey ab chhod na, ghumne chalte h" "koi nahi next tym nikaal liyo" ASSIGNMENT COPY: "Ye kya likha h" "Jo word samajh aa rha h wo likh, jo ni aa raha uska aisa hi design bana de''... __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

05-12-2012, 09:52 AM	#490
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Ek bar ek pagal ko jail mein band kar diya gaya . . . Pagal to Jailer : mujhe ek kitaab likhni hai kagaz aur pen do mujhko . Jailer : abe tu kitab likh ke kya karega ? . Pagal : publish kara ke famous banunga . Jailer : Hawaldar iss pagal ko ek copy aur kalam do aake . Pagal kitab likhna suru karta hai . . Pahle page pe likhta hai "ghoda jungle ki taraf chal diya" aur last page pe likhta hai "ghoda jungle pahunch gaya" . Pagal : jailer saab ye lijiye padhiye ye kitab maine likhi hai maine. . Lekin sirf 1st aur last page padhiyega. . . Jailer : padhta hai use gussa ata hai kahta hai kya bakwas hai ye bich mein kya likha hai . . :/ . Pagal : tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!