Some funny hindi poems

[amol]

Tumse mila main kal to

Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
Your file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don`t like your face
Par dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab,
pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se,
ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,
create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna,
wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya

[amol]

Co-education K Side Effects

BOY.......:
tum se bichra tou ye ehsas huwa,
ye ishq na hum ko raas huwa,
mere dil ka satiyanaas huwa,
humara daakh-la(addmission) tou aik sath huwa,
per gazab k tere sath huwa,
tu husn ki devi fail hui,
mai dard ka mara pass huwa.

GIRL.......:
mai clas mei tum ko dekhti thi,
din raat mei tera sochti thi,
kitab ko jab mei uthati thi,
teri yadon mei kho jati thi,
par tuj ko na ehsas huwa,
ye gazab tou mere sath huwa,
mai pyar ki pyasi fail hui,
tu jhoota aashiq pass huwa.

[amol]

[amol]

College ki galion mein aajib khel hota….

College ki galion mein aajib khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka mail hota hai,
Notes ki jagah love mail hota hai,
Es liye to pappu har saal fail hota hai.

[amol]

Laila ko majnu ka sms nahi aaya….

Laila ko majnu ka sms nahi aaya,
Laila ne tin din tak khana nahi khaya,
Laila mar rahi thi majnu ke pyar mei,
Majnu baitha tha sms free hone ke intezar mai.

[bindujain]

One funny hindi poem from my side.


Jab Tak Hai Jaan... (Parody - From an employee’s perspective…)

Mujhey Har waqt reporting mein busy rakhne ki teri mastiyan,
Mujhey break na dene ki gustakhiyaan,
Teri bedard overtime ki angdaiyaan,
Nahi bhoolunga main.
Jab tak hai jaan, jab tak hai jaan...

Mere Sick leave par approval na dena,
Mere external training se rukh modna,
Mere vacation leave pe palat ke phir na dekhna,
Nahin maaf karunga main.
Jab tak hai jaan, jab tak hai jaan...

Appraisal Discussions mein bedhadak tere funde se,
Baat baat pe bewajah tere escalation se,
Chhoti chhoti teri bachkani team-meeting se,
Na Mohabbat karunga main,
Jab tak hai jaan, jab tak hai jaan...

Tere growth ke jhoothe kasme vaadon se,
Mere increment ke sulagte khwabon se,
Teri be-raham deadline se,
Nafrat karunga main,
Jab tak hai jaan, jab tak hai jaan...:P:P:P:P

[Awara]

Aise apni Wife ho.

5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Mumbai, Delhi ya Punjab ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke time candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri 'puja,shanti aur Bhakti' meri life ho.
Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho",
Aise apni Wife ho.

kaash yeh concept .-1% percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya hasin life ho
har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho.

Tab fir Temporary nahin permanent life ho,
Mein bhi ghode pe bethu jab meri sagai ho,
yaar bas aisi aapni wife ho. ..

[bindujain]

[vikasdangi]

नए से जुड़ें।