TOP 100 funniest one-liners on the internet! - Page 5

bindujain · 12-06-2013, 01:52 AM

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

bindujain · 12-06-2013, 01:52 AM

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

bindujain · 12-06-2013, 01:53 AM

The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

bindujain · 12-06-2013, 01:53 AM

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

bindujain · 12-06-2013, 01:53 AM

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are ****.

bindujain · 12-06-2013, 01:53 AM

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

bindujain · 12-06-2013, 01:53 AM

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

bindujain · 12-06-2013, 01:54 AM

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

bindujain · 12-06-2013, 01:54 AM

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

bindujain · 12-06-2013, 01:54 AM

Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

12-06-2013, 01:52 AM	#41
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12-06-2013, 01:52 AM	#42
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12-06-2013, 01:53 AM	#43
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12-06-2013, 01:53 AM	#44
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: TOP 100 funniest one-liners on the internet! God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

12-06-2013, 01:53 AM	#45
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: TOP 100 funniest one-liners on the internet! Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are ****.

12-06-2013, 01:54 AM	#48
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: TOP 100 funniest one-liners on the internet! Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.