Jokes for young generation - Page 51

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 09:58 AM

PATHAN apni famly k sath
Jungle me rehta tha,
1 din usy Jngle se 1 Shesha mila,
Wo smja k us k bap ki Tsweer hy,
Wo usy apny Ghar ly gya Or us se
roz baten krne laga,
Uski Bivi ko Shak hua,
Aik din Shohar ki gair mojodgi me
us ne Shisha nikala or apna Aks
dekh kr boli?
Acha to ye hy wo Kaly mo wali,
jis se mra Shohar roz batein krta
hy,
Us ne Shisha apni Saas ko
dikhaya to Saas boli,
"Churail ki Umar dekho or
kartoot dekho...!

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 09:59 AM

Newton's Law of KAMINAPAN:

Every Kamina continues to do Kaminapan until & unless
A tamacha or sandal With a velocity of 9.8m/s
is impressed upon him By a beautiful girl
This force is called Be-izzati which is
directly proportional to Sharmindagi but
Awarapan remains Constant..

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 09:59 AM

Three engineers got on a crowded lunchtime bus. They somehow worked their way to the middle of the bus where they found three girls willing to exchange their seats for a place on the guys' laps.
After they got settled and had ridden that way for a while, the first girl suddenly asked the gentleman under her whether he might be an electrical engineer.
Surprised, he replied, "Yes, I am! How did you know?"
"Easy," she said. "I'm getting shocked by your soldering iron."
Just a few minutes later, the second girl asked her guy, "Are you a mechanical engineer?"
He said, "Why, yes, ma'am. How did you know that?"
"Simple," she said, "Your piston is scraping my cylinder."
Shortly thereafter, the third girl turned to her fellow and asked, "Are you a civil engineer?"
"I certainly am," he answered. "How could you have known that?"

"Well," she said, "I figured it out as soon as your dam burst and flooded my village."

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 10:00 AM

A Dr. returns to his Clinic after a Day off and asks his assistant Santa about his Patients.

Santa: 1st Patient came with Headache..
I gave him SARIDON.

Dr: Good Job

Santa: 2nd with Running Nose and I Gave him COLDARIN...

Dr: Good Job Again!!

Santa: 3rd was a Lady. She Took-Off her Clothes on the Bed, Opened her Legs and said ''Help me, I have not Seen A Man for Last 5 Months''

Surprised Dr-What did u do then?

Santa: I Put
CIPLOX EYE DROPS in her EYES...!

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 10:01 AM

''United We Stand,
Divided We Fall''

Ka hindi version:

''Sangathan Me Shakti Hai, Akele Me pichhu Phat ti Hai..!!!''

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 10:01 AM

Teacher:- Sharab or Pyaar me kya
rishta hai....??

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vicky:- Sharab over hone se
Ladka ulti karta hai.
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Lekin
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Pyaar over hone se Ladki ulti karti
hai....

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 10:03 AM

vicky bhai-Tumhari kameez Fati Hui Hai.

Girl friend-Nahi Ye Fashion he
vicky bhai-Accha, Khud Faado to Fashion,

.

Hum Faade Toh POLICE STATION.

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 10:04 AM

riky bhai Se Interview Me Pucha
Gaya:
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Agr 2 Minute K Liye Apko P.M
Bana Diya Jaye
To Aap Kya Karenge3?
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riky bhai:Hum Maggi Noodles
Banayga..
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Intrviwer:Why?
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riky bhai:2 Minute Me To Sirf
Maggi Ban Sakta Hai..
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Intrvwer:Agr 5 Saal K Liye
Bana Dia Jaye?
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riky bhai:Hum 5 Sal K Liye P.M Nhi
Bnega..
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Intrvwer:Why??
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riky bhai:Itna Maggi Kon
Khayega?

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 10:06 AM

Woh aayi sapane me aur tujhe nightfall ho gaya,

wah-wah

woh ayi sapane me aur tujhe nightfall ho gaya,
uski bhi izzat bach gayi aur tera bhi kaam ho gaya !!

bindujain · 05-12-2012, 10:07 AM

Very Heart Touching Lines Said By
A Boy to A Girl During Breakup...
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"Behen Gifts Toh Wapis Karti Ja,
Teri Bhabhi Ko Kya Dunga..

05-12-2012, 09:58 AM	#501
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation PATHAN apni famly k sath Jungle me rehta tha, 1 din usy Jngle se 1 Shesha mila, Wo smja k us k bap ki Tsweer hy, Wo usy apny Ghar ly gya Or us se roz baten krne laga, Uski Bivi ko Shak hua, Aik din Shohar ki gair mojodgi me us ne Shisha nikala or apna Aks dekh kr boli? Acha to ye hy wo Kaly mo wali, jis se mra Shohar roz batein krta hy, Us ne Shisha apni Saas ko dikhaya to Saas boli, "Churail ki Umar dekho or kartoot dekho...!

05-12-2012, 09:59 AM	#502
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Newton's Law of KAMINAPAN: Every Kamina continues to do Kaminapan until & unless A tamacha or sandal With a velocity of 9.8m/s is impressed upon him By a beautiful girl This force is called Be-izzati which is directly proportional to Sharmindagi but Awarapan remains Constant.. __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

05-12-2012, 09:59 AM	#503
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Three engineers got on a crowded lunchtime bus. They somehow worked their way to the middle of the bus where they found three girls willing to exchange their seats for a place on the guys' laps. After they got settled and had ridden that way for a while, the first girl suddenly asked the gentleman under her whether he might be an electrical engineer. Surprised, he replied, "Yes, I am! How did you know?" "Easy," she said. "I'm getting shocked by your soldering iron." Just a few minutes later, the second girl asked her guy, "Are you a mechanical engineer?" He said, "Why, yes, ma'am. How did you know that?" "Simple," she said, "Your piston is scraping my cylinder." Shortly thereafter, the third girl turned to her fellow and asked, "Are you a civil engineer?" "I certainly am," he answered. "How could you have known that?" "Well," she said, "I figured it out as soon as your dam burst and flooded my village." __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

05-12-2012, 10:00 AM	#504
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation A Dr. returns to his Clinic after a Day off and asks his assistant Santa about his Patients. Santa: 1st Patient came with Headache.. I gave him SARIDON. Dr: Good Job Santa: 2nd with Running Nose and I Gave him COLDARIN... Dr: Good Job Again!! Santa: 3rd was a Lady. She Took-Off her Clothes on the Bed, Opened her Legs and said ''Help me, I have not Seen A Man for Last 5 Months'' Surprised Dr-What did u do then? Santa: I Put CIPLOX EYE DROPS in her EYES...! __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

05-12-2012, 10:01 AM	#505
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation ''United We Stand, Divided We Fall'' Ka hindi version: ''Sangathan Me Shakti Hai, Akele Me pichhu Phat ti Hai..!!!'' __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

05-12-2012, 10:01 AM	#506
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Teacher:- Sharab or Pyaar me kya rishta hai....?? . vicky:- Sharab over hone se Ladka ulti karta hai. . . . . . . Lekin . . . Pyaar over hone se Ladki ulti karti hai.... __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

05-12-2012, 10:03 AM	#507
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation vicky bhai-Tumhari kameez Fati Hui Hai. Girl friend-Nahi Ye Fashion he vicky bhai-Accha, Khud Faado to Fashion, . Hum Faade Toh POLICE STATION. __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

05-12-2012, 10:04 AM	#508
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation riky bhai Se Interview Me Pucha Gaya: . Agr 2 Minute K Liye Apko P.M Bana Diya Jaye To Aap Kya Karenge3? . riky bhai:Hum Maggi Noodles Banayga.. . Intrviwer:Why? . riky bhai:2 Minute Me To Sirf Maggi Ban Sakta Hai.. . Intrvwer:Agr 5 Saal K Liye Bana Dia Jaye? . riky bhai:Hum 5 Sal K Liye P.M Nhi Bnega.. . Intrvwer:Why?? . riky bhai:Itna Maggi Kon Khayega? __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

05-12-2012, 10:06 AM	#509
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Woh aayi sapane me aur tujhe nightfall ho gaya, wah-wah woh ayi sapane me aur tujhe nightfall ho gaya, uski bhi izzat bach gayi aur tera bhi kaam ho gaya !! __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!

05-12-2012, 10:07 AM	#510
bindujain VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: MP INDIA Posts: 42,448 Rep Power: 144	Re: Jokes for young generation Very Heart Touching Lines Said By A Boy to A Girl During Breakup... . . . . . "Behen Gifts Toh Wapis Karti Ja, Teri Bhabhi Ko Kya Dunga.. __________________ मैं क़तरा होकर भी तूफां से जंग लेता हूं ! मेरा बचना समंदर की जिम्मेदारी है !! दुआ करो कि सलामत रहे मेरी हिम्मत ! यह एक चिराग कई आंधियों पर भारी है !!