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Old 02-11-2011, 07:45 AM   #5481
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1000 पन्नों की किताब कितने दिन में पढ़ी जा सकती है?

लेखक- 6 महीने में

डॉक्टर- 2 महीने में

वकील- 1 महीने में

इंजीनियर- पहले ये बताओं की परीक्षा कब है रातोंरात निपटा देंगे।
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Old 02-11-2011, 07:46 AM   #5482
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भिखारी- कुछ खाने को दो बाबा..

रामू- टमाटर खाओ।

भिखारी- रोटी दे दो बाबा..

रामू- टमाटर खाओ..

भिखारी- तो टमाटर ही दे दो।

रामू के पड़ोसी ने कहा ये तोतले हैं, कह रहे हैं कमाकर खाओ।
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Old 02-11-2011, 07:48 AM   #5483
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रमा (राजू से)-तुम हफ्ते में कितनी बार शेव करते हो।

राजू (रमा से)- हफ्ते में नही, दिन में 30-40 बार।

रमा- क्या.. तुम पागल हो?

राजू- नही, मैं नाई हूं।
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बॉस ने एक मेहनती कर्मचारी को बुलाकर कहा- ये लो 5000 रुपये का चेक, अगर इसी तरह मेहनत से काम करते रहोगे तो साइन भी कर दूंगा।
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एक भारतीय युवक ने चाइनीज लड़की से शादी की।

एक साल बाद ही वो मर गयी .

उसे रोता देख उसका दोस्त बोला- यार दुख की बात तो है, पर सोच चाइना का माल और कितना चलेगा।
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एक शराबी चांद की ओर इशारा करके पूछता है- ये चांद है या सूरज?

दूसरा शराबी- मुझे नही पता, मैं भी इस शहर में नया हूं !
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अध्यापक (राजू से)- आज का पेपर आसान था या मुश्किल...

राजू (अध्यापक से) पढ़ने में तो आसान था, पर करने में मुश्किल।
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संता (बंता से)- किस से बात कर रहे हो।

बंता (संता से)- बीवी से..

संता- इतने..प्यार से?

बंता- तेरी है
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डॉक्टर मरीज के पीछे भाग रहा था।

एक आदमी ने पूछा क्या हुआ?

डॉक्टर- 4 बार ऐसा ही हुआ है... ये आदमी सिर का ऑपरेशन करवाने आता है और बाल कटवाकर भाग जाता है।
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संता पहली बार हवाई जहाज में बैठा। हवाई जहाज रन वे पर दौड़ रहा था।

संता ने पायलट को थप्पड़ मारा और गुस्से से बोला- एक तो पहले ही देर हो रही है और तू है कि सड़क से ही जा रहा है।
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