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Old 05-12-2012, 07:26 PM   #541
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Always ask God to give u what u

deserve,

not what you desire.

Its bcoz your desires may be few,

but you deserves a lot!
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Old 05-12-2012, 07:27 PM   #542
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Srdar- Beta 2 Bister Q Lagaye?

Son- Ghar Pe 2 Guest Aa rhe Hai.

Srdar- Kon?

SON- Mom Ka Vai or Mera Mama.

Srdar- Fir 1 Or Lga, Mera Sala v to Aa Rha h!!:-D
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Old 05-12-2012, 07:27 PM   #543
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Husband got a Taawiz to control his Wife, After 1 month reports-

"Baba,Wife pe koi Asar nahi hua, par 2 Padosan vash me ho gayi"

Baba-"Chalo side Effect to hua"
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Old 05-12-2012, 07:28 PM   #544
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Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda

rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?

Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..

ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.
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Old 05-12-2012, 07:28 PM   #545
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Wife : I hate that beggar.

Husband : Why?

Wife : Bloody rascal, yesterday I gave him food & today he gifted me a book

"How to Cook"
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Old 05-12-2012, 07:28 PM   #546
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Unki Muskan hamari Kamjori hai

Unhe kuch kah na pana Hamari Majburi hai

Woh kyo nahe samjhte Hamari Khamoshi ko

Kya Khamoshi ko Juban dena Jaruri hai
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Teacher asks students about sound made by animals

Teacher: dog

Student : bark

Teacher : cat

Student : meow

Teacher : lion

Student : aah aah F*** me

Teacher : I said lion not "leone"

Student : oh Teri
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Old 05-12-2012, 07:29 PM   #548
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Do Ankho Ki Kashish Ek Arman Ban Gyi

Majburiya Hmari Ishq Me Iljam ban Gyi

Wo Aaye Kuch Pal k Liye Zindgi me,Fir Unki Yade hi Hmari Jaan Ban Gyi...$Z$..
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Zindagi Me

"GIRL Friend"

Banana Bhi Bahut Zaruri He

Pucho Kyu?

Kyuki,

Zindagi Me

KHUSHIYAN

Hi Sab Kuch Nahi Hoti,

Tension Bhi Zaruri He !!.
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Woh ladai hi Kya jisme do-char galliya na ho..

Aur

Woh sasural hi kya jisme

do-char salliya na ho.
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