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![]() deserve, not what you desire. Its bcoz your desires may be few, but you deserves a lot! |
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Srdar- Beta 2 Bister Q Lagaye?
Son- Ghar Pe 2 Guest Aa rhe Hai. Srdar- Kon? SON- Mom Ka Vai or Mera Mama. Srdar- Fir 1 Or Lga, Mera Sala v to Aa Rha h!!:-D |
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Husband got a Taawiz to control his Wife, After 1 month reports-
"Baba,Wife pe koi Asar nahi hua, par 2 Padosan vash me ho gayi" Baba-"Chalo side Effect to hua" |
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Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda
rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai? Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam? Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam.. ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam. |
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Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why? Wife : Bloody rascal, yesterday I gave him food & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook" |
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Unki Muskan hamari Kamjori hai
Unhe kuch kah na pana Hamari Majburi hai Woh kyo nahe samjhte Hamari Khamoshi ko Kya Khamoshi ko Juban dena Jaruri hai |
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Teacher asks students about sound made by animals
Teacher: dog Student : bark Teacher : cat Student : meow Teacher : lion Student : aah aah F*** me Teacher : I said lion not "leone" Student : oh Teri |
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#548 |
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Do Ankho Ki Kashish Ek Arman Ban Gyi
Majburiya Hmari Ishq Me Iljam ban Gyi Wo Aaye Kuch Pal k Liye Zindgi me,Fir Unki Yade hi Hmari Jaan Ban Gyi...$Z$.. |
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#549 |
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Zindagi Me
"GIRL Friend" Banana Bhi Bahut Zaruri He Pucho Kyu? Kyuki, Zindagi Me KHUSHIYAN Hi Sab Kuch Nahi Hoti, Tension Bhi Zaruri He !!. |
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Woh ladai hi Kya jisme do-char galliya na ho..
Aur Woh sasural hi kya jisme do-char salliya na ho. |
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