Jokes for young generation - Page 61

vinay kumar · 07-12-2012, 08:56 PM

Sardars are not Fools.. Take this great eg:

Teacher: What do u cal a person who cant hear?

Sardar: U cn cal him anything, coz he cant hear..

vinay kumar · 07-12-2012, 08:57 PM

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...

1. HARD DISK Girls:

Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:

Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:

Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:

Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:

Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:

Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls :

These type of girls are normally called'WIFE'

once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

vinay kumar · 07-12-2012, 08:57 PM

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...

1. HARD DISK Girls:

Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:

Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:

Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:

Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:

Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:

Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls :

These type of girls are normally called'WIFE'

once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

vinay kumar · 07-12-2012, 08:58 PM

Telling a lie is a Sin for a child.

Fault for an adult.

An art for a lover.

A profession for a lawyer.

A requirement for a politician.

A Management tool for a Boss.

An accomplishment for a bachelor.

An excuse for a subordinate and

A Matter of Survival for a married man.

Awara · 08-12-2012, 03:13 PM

Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a
chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the
table."

Awara · 08-12-2012, 03:13 PM

"What did one ghost say to
another?"
"Do you believe in
people?"

Awara · 08-12-2012, 03:14 PM

Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody
will b there.............

Girl goes at night and there was nobody there

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Awara · 08-12-2012, 03:14 PM

sardar : puttar dhoop me kya karte ho.
Putter : o papeji , mein pasina sukha raha hua

Awara · 08-12-2012, 03:14 PM

bantasingh ke 12 beto mein sirf 1 hi alag dikhta hai. Bantasingh lagate time wife ko bola : sach bol ye alag dikhnewala kiska hai?
Wife : ye hi to aap ka

Awara · 08-12-2012, 03:15 PM

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

07-12-2012, 08:56 PM	#601
vinay kumar Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 252 Rep Power: 15	Re: Jokes for young generation Sardars are not Fools.. Take this great eg: Teacher: What do u cal a person who cant hear? Sardar: U cn cal him anything, coz he cant hear..

07-12-2012, 08:57 PM	#602
vinay kumar Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 252 Rep Power: 15	Re: Jokes for young generation There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS... 1. HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever. 2. RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off. 3. SCREEN SAVER Girls: Just for looking. 4. INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access. 5. SERVER Girls: Always busy when needed. 6. MULTIMEDIA Girls: Makes horrible things looks beautiful. 7. VIRUS Girls : These type of girls are normally called'WIFE' once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

07-12-2012, 08:57 PM	#603
vinay kumar Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 252 Rep Power: 15	Re: Jokes for young generation There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS... 1. HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever. 2. RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off. 3. SCREEN SAVER Girls: Just for looking. 4. INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access. 5. SERVER Girls: Always busy when needed. 6. MULTIMEDIA Girls: Makes horrible things looks beautiful. 7. VIRUS Girls : These type of girls are normally called'WIFE' once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

07-12-2012, 08:58 PM	#604
vinay kumar Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 252 Rep Power: 15	Re: Jokes for young generation Telling a lie is a Sin for a child. Fault for an adult. An art for a lover. A profession for a lawyer. A requirement for a politician. A Management tool for a Boss. An accomplishment for a bachelor. An excuse for a subordinate and A Matter of Survival for a married man.

08-12-2012, 03:13 PM	#605
Awara Special Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: फूटपाथ Posts: 3,861 Rep Power: 23	Re: Jokes for young generation Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."

08-12-2012, 03:13 PM	#606
Awara Special Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: फूटपाथ Posts: 3,861 Rep Power: 23	Re: Jokes for young generation "What did one ghost say to another?" "Do you believe in people?"

08-12-2012, 03:14 PM	#607
Awara Special Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: फूटपाथ Posts: 3,861 Rep Power: 23	Re: Jokes for young generation Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there............. Girl goes at night and there was nobody there --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

08-12-2012, 03:14 PM	#608
Awara Special Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: फूटपाथ Posts: 3,861 Rep Power: 23	Re: Jokes for young generation sardar : puttar dhoop me kya karte ho. Putter : o papeji , mein pasina sukha raha hua

08-12-2012, 03:14 PM	#609
Awara Special Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: फूटपाथ Posts: 3,861 Rep Power: 23	Re: Jokes for young generation bantasingh ke 12 beto mein sirf 1 hi alag dikhta hai. Bantasingh lagate time wife ko bola : sach bol ye alag dikhnewala kiska hai? Wife : ye hi to aap ka

08-12-2012, 03:15 PM	#610
Awara Special Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: फूटपाथ Posts: 3,861 Rep Power: 23	Re: Jokes for young generation You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..