Humour Unlimited

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Teacher:- what's wrong?

Johny :- our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Johny r u sleepin?'
Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye"

Teacher:- 2nite when ur dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.

The folowing morning Johny comes back with a severe black eye again.

Teacehr:- My goodness why the black eye again?

Johny:- Dad asked me again, Johny äre u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead still.

Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was breathing eratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a hyena on the bed.
Then my dad asked my mum, R u cumin?

Mum said, Yes I'm cumin, r u cumin too?
Dad answered:- Yes.

They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me,
I'm also coming...=))=))

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VICHAR KRANTI-;
If Abortion is murder of UNBORN child...!


Then
Buying a Condom is Kidnapping of UNBORN child....!

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Ramayan ka saar ....
Poori RAMAYAN Biwiyo ki kahani Hai..
-Laxman Apni Biwi Ghar Pe Chodkar Chala Aaya.
-Rawan Dusre ki Utha ke Fas Gaya.
-Sugriv Ram ka Sath Isliye De Raha Tha Qki Use Apni Biwi Bali Se Waapas Chahiye Thi.
-Hanuman ki Apni Thi Hi Nahi Magar Dusre ki Dhundhne Me Lanka Jala Dali.
-Ram ko Apni Waapas Laan...e ke Liye 10 Din Tak ladai karni Padi.
-Aur End Me kya Huaa.? Jis Biwi ke karan Itni Badi Ramayan Hui Wo To UnderGround Ho Gayi.

Abhi Socho, Itna Jhamela Hua kayko?? Kyu ki.. Dashrath ki 3 Biwiya Thi.?

Moral- Purane Jamane Se Wife ki Magajmari Chalti Aa Rahi Hai ...;-p

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FAQ (Indian Cricket Team)

Q. What’s the indian version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped !

Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by indian batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A: The entire Indian innings.

Q: Where do Indian Batsman perfrom there best?
A: In Advertisments.

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