Jokes for young generation - Page 63

Awara · 08-12-2012, 03:22 PM

Swim on a pool, Sit on a stool, It's my request, dont marry a fool.

Awara · 08-12-2012, 03:22 PM

Plz don't read this

Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

Awara · 08-12-2012, 03:22 PM

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...

book from your bag and study..

Awara · 08-12-2012, 03:23 PM

Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"

Awara · 08-12-2012, 03:23 PM

You should always give 100% at work... 12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday; 5% Friday

Awara · 08-12-2012, 03:24 PM

Sardar went to meet his Chinese friend who is dieing in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies.
Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
The Meaning is YOU ARE STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!

Awara · 08-12-2012, 03:24 PM

A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
:-( Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written "Number dial karnay se pehele do lagae"

vinay kumar · 09-12-2012, 03:20 PM

You All Know KBC is Good Business, Let's See How

"You All Know KBC Is Good Business.

But Have You Ever Wondered How Well? Let's See..

Airtel Is Charging Rs.6/- Per SMS Sent For This Contest.

Assuming There Are Only 100 Entries From Say 10 Cities Of Some 20 Districts And 20 States,

6(Rs. per SMS) x 100(entries) x 10(cities) x 20(districts) x 20(states) i.e. = 6 x 100 x 10 x 20 x 20 = Rs.24, 00,000/- Rs.24 Lakhs In Just 20 Minutes (From People Trying For The Rs.2 Lakhs Cash Prize).

Imagine The Scenario If 1000 Entries Try Out From 100 Cities? The Figure Simply Grows By 2 More Zeroes And Yields A Whopping Rs.24 crores!
And It Does Not Stop There.

In Practice, It Could Be Another Multiple Of 100 Or A Multiple Of 1000 On An Average. In That Case, It Is 24 x 100 Crores Earnings In Just 20 Minutes On Every Episode! And The Prize Money: Avg. Mere Rs. 2 Crores (And From Whose Pocket?)

Smart Business By Siddharth Basu! And The Best Part Of The Above Calculation Is Just The SMS Earning! What About The Ad Money?

A Rough Annual Profit Calculation Goes Like This: (2400 x 5 x 4) (episode/ month) x 12 = Rs.5,76,000 crores.

Let Even 50% Get Dissolved In Taxes And Other Payments;

Still, You Will Be Left with (Which Includes Even The Meagre Rs.480 Crores Of Prize Money, i.e., If Êvery Episode Bags Rs.2 Crores Prize)
– Rs.2,88,000/- Crores Profit! (Only From SMS).

Therefore, A Very Simple Question: "KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI?" And Your Options Are – A) SONY TV B) AIRTEL C) AMITABH BACHAN D) SIDDHARTH BASU Computerji, Iska Jawab Bataiye....

Answer: All FOUR!"

aspundir · 09-12-2012, 06:29 PM

nice thread.........................

vinay kumar · 10-12-2012, 07:44 PM

MUST READ

Teacher:1 Savaal.
Ek dal par 5 Chidiya baithi ho aur
Tumne unme se 1 ko pathhar mar
k gira dia
To kitni Chidiya bachegi.?
Pappu: Koi nahi.Sab ud jayengi
Teacher: Nahi.4 bachegi
Par tumhari soch mujhe Pasand

ayi
.
Pappu: Mam Mera b 1 Sawal he
3 Ladkiya Ice Cream kha rahi he .
1st Chaat k
2nd Kat k
Aur
3rd Chos k
. Konsi Shadi shuda he?
.
Teacher(Sharma ke)
jo Choos rahi he
.
Pappu: Ji nahi Jiske Gale me Mangalsutra he
Par apki Soch b mujhe Pasand
aayi...

:P

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08-12-2012, 03:22 PM	#621
Awara Special Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: फूटपाथ Posts: 3,861 Rep Power: 23	Re: Jokes for young generation Swim on a pool, Sit on a stool, It's my request, dont marry a fool.

08-12-2012, 03:22 PM	#622
Awara Special Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: फूटपाथ Posts: 3,861 Rep Power: 23	Re: Jokes for young generation Plz don't read this Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jis se hum darte hai ? ? ? wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai ? ? ? dekha ho gaya na ? ? TIME WASTE!!

08-12-2012, 03:22 PM	#623
Awara Special Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: फूटपाथ Posts: 3,861 Rep Power: 23	Re: Jokes for young generation Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your... book from your bag and study..

08-12-2012, 03:23 PM	#624
Awara Special Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: फूटपाथ Posts: 3,861 Rep Power: 23	Re: Jokes for young generation Last night I Got a severe Head pain... I went to the Doctor ... He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person... " Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"

08-12-2012, 03:23 PM	#625
Awara Special Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: फूटपाथ Posts: 3,861 Rep Power: 23	Re: Jokes for young generation You should always give 100% at work... 12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday; 5% Friday

08-12-2012, 03:24 PM	#626
Awara Special Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: फूटपाथ Posts: 3,861 Rep Power: 23	Re: Jokes for young generation Sardar went to meet his Chinese friend who is dieing in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies. Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. The Meaning is YOU ARE STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!

08-12-2012, 03:24 PM	#627
Awara Special Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: फूटपाथ Posts: 3,861 Rep Power: 23	Re: Jokes for young generation A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. :-( Guess why ? bcoz there it was written "Number dial karnay se pehele do lagae"

09-12-2012, 03:20 PM	#628
vinay kumar Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 252 Rep Power: 15	Re: Jokes for young generation You All Know KBC is Good Business, Let's See How "You All Know KBC Is Good Business. But Have You Ever Wondered How Well? Let's See.. Airtel Is Charging Rs.6/- Per SMS Sent For This Contest. Assuming There Are Only 100 Entries From Say 10 Cities Of Some 20 Districts And 20 States, 6(Rs. per SMS) x 100(entries) x 10(cities) x 20(districts) x 20(states) i.e. = 6 x 100 x 10 x 20 x 20 = Rs.24, 00,000/- Rs.24 Lakhs In Just 20 Minutes (From People Trying For The Rs.2 Lakhs Cash Prize). Imagine The Scenario If 1000 Entries Try Out From 100 Cities? The Figure Simply Grows By 2 More Zeroes And Yields A Whopping Rs.24 crores! And It Does Not Stop There. In Practice, It Could Be Another Multiple Of 100 Or A Multiple Of 1000 On An Average. In That Case, It Is 24 x 100 Crores Earnings In Just 20 Minutes On Every Episode! And The Prize Money: Avg. Mere Rs. 2 Crores (And From Whose Pocket?) Smart Business By Siddharth Basu! And The Best Part Of The Above Calculation Is Just The SMS Earning! What About The Ad Money? A Rough Annual Profit Calculation Goes Like This: (2400 x 5 x 4) (episode/ month) x 12 = Rs.5,76,000 crores. Let Even 50% Get Dissolved In Taxes And Other Payments; Still, You Will Be Left with (Which Includes Even The Meagre Rs.480 Crores Of Prize Money, i.e., If Êvery Episode Bags Rs.2 Crores Prize) – Rs.2,88,000/- Crores Profit! (Only From SMS). Therefore, A Very Simple Question: "KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI?" And Your Options Are – A) SONY TV B) AIRTEL C) AMITABH BACHAN D) SIDDHARTH BASU Computerji, Iska Jawab Bataiye.... Answer: All FOUR!"

09-12-2012, 06:29 PM	#629
aspundir VIP Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: churu Posts: 122,463 Rep Power: 245	Re: Jokes for young generation nice thread.........................

10-12-2012, 07:44 PM	#630
vinay kumar Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 252 Rep Power: 15	Re: Jokes for young generation MUST READ Teacher:1 Savaal. Ek dal par 5 Chidiya baithi ho aur Tumne unme se 1 ko pathhar mar k gira dia To kitni Chidiya bachegi.? Pappu: Koi nahi.Sab ud jayengi Teacher: Nahi.4 bachegi Par tumhari soch mujhe Pasand ayi . Pappu: Mam Mera b 1 Sawal he 3 Ladkiya Ice Cream kha rahi he . 1st Chaat k 2nd Kat k Aur 3rd Chos k . Konsi Shadi shuda he? . Teacher(Sharma ke) jo Choos rahi he . Pappu: Ji nahi Jiske Gale me Mangalsutra he Par apki Soch b mujhe Pasand aayi... :P Thoko Like :P