Funny Jokes.... - Page 7

Madhu · 11-07-2010, 08:55 PM

Laloo and his wife Rabri were angry with each other and were not talking to each other.

Laloo left a note on Rabri's bedside table, that said: "Dear Wife! Awake me at 5 am tomorrow."

Next morning, Laloo awoke at 8 am and saw a note on his bedside table: "Dear Husband It's 5 O' Clock, get up.

Madhu · 11-07-2010, 08:55 PM

Two short men were sitting inside a hospital.

First short man was crying loudly.

Second short man asked "Why" ?

First short man: They will cut my finger for medical blood test.

Hearing this second short man started crying even louder.

First short man asked "Why" ?

Second short man: I have come for my urine test.

Madhu · 11-07-2010, 09:15 PM

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Blonde Wife: Why three?

Annoyed Husband: For you and your parents.

Madhu · 11-07-2010, 09:16 PM

2 Haryanvi men were searching for their lost wife in a festival at Hissar city.

First Haryanvi: How does your wife look like?

Second Haryanvi: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 **** figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green **** eyes, brown hair... And yours?

First Haryanvi: Forget mine, let us look for yours...

Madhu · 11-07-2010, 09:24 PM

Wife: (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?

Funny Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent !

Madhu · 11-07-2010, 09:26 PM

A Russian's ass (donkey) went missing. Russian was praying and thanking God.

A Sardar saw him and asked, "Your ass is missing; Why are thanking God?"

Russian: I am thanking Him because I wasn't riding the ass at that time, otherwise I would also have been missing.

Madhu · 11-07-2010, 09:27 PM

A Russian ship was sinking.

Captain: Does any one know how to pray?

An Indian priest (pandit) comes forward and says he can pray.

Captain: Ok priest, you pray; Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket. We are short of one.

Madhu · 11-07-2010, 09:28 PM

Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it?

Guess why ??????????

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To avoid side effects!!!

Madhu · 11-07-2010, 09:29 PM

Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773.

Blonde Student: Thank God ! I am born after 1773 otherwise, I would have died without it.

Madhu · 11-07-2010, 09:30 PM

A Kid calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.

Kid: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. Whatz the joke?

Help Desk: Dear kid, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password.

Kid: Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.

11-07-2010, 08:55 PM	#61
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 17	Laloo and his wife Rabri were angry with each other and were not talking to each other. Laloo left a note on Rabri's bedside table, that said: "Dear Wife! Awake me at 5 am tomorrow." Next morning, Laloo awoke at 8 am and saw a note on his bedside table: "Dear Husband It's 5 O' Clock, get up.

11-07-2010, 09:15 PM	#63
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 17	Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Blonde Wife: Why three? Annoyed Husband: For you and your parents.

11-07-2010, 09:16 PM	#64
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 17	2 Haryanvi men were searching for their lost wife in a festival at Hissar city. First Haryanvi: How does your wife look like? Second Haryanvi: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 ** figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green ** eyes, brown hair... And yours? First Haryanvi: Forget mine, let us look for yours...

11-07-2010, 09:24 PM	#65
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 17	Wife: (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment? Funny Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent !

11-07-2010, 09:26 PM	#66
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 17	A Russian's ass (donkey) went missing. Russian was praying and thanking God. A Sardar saw him and asked, "Your ass is missing; Why are thanking God?" Russian: I am thanking Him because I wasn't riding the ass at that time, otherwise I would also have been missing.

11-07-2010, 09:27 PM	#67
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 17	A Russian ship was sinking. Captain: Does any one know how to pray? An Indian priest (pandit) comes forward and says he can pray. Captain: Ok priest, you pray; Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket. We are short of one.

11-07-2010, 09:28 PM	#68
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 17	Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why ?????????? .. . . . To avoid side effects!!!

11-07-2010, 09:29 PM	#69
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 17	Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773. Blonde Student: Thank God ! I am born after 1773 otherwise, I would have died without it.

11-07-2010, 09:30 PM	#70
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 17	A Kid calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem. Kid: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. Whatz the joke? Help Desk: Dear kid, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password. Kid: Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.