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04-05-2012, 09:57 AM
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Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime ******** SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. ******** GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ******** HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ******** LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ******** PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. ******** DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ******** HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. |
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04-05-2012, 10:15 AM
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Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
there are 3 kind of men.
ASIAN- has 1 wife and 1girlfriend but Luvs wife d most AMERICAN- HAS 1wife and 1GF both but loves GF most ARAB-HAs 14 wife and 9 GF but LUVS his CAMELS most |
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04-05-2012, 10:16 AM
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Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
Indian wife Sanskaro wali hoti He.
Vo sabke samne apne pati ko "Abey Gadhe" "Oye Gadhe" nahi Kahti. . . isliye short me kehti hai "A.G."- "O.G". sunte ho? |
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04-05-2012, 10:17 AM
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04-05-2012, 10:20 AM
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04-05-2012, 10:20 AM
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04-05-2012, 10:21 AM
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04-05-2012, 10:22 AM
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Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
Dear Santa Claus,
What do you want this Christmas ? Yours truly, Rajnikanth |
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04-05-2012, 10:22 AM
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Who is Ghanta claus??
A santa who doesnt bring you anything |
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04-05-2012, 10:22 AM
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