Jokes for young generation

[raju]

A newly married husband saved his wife's mobile number on his mobile as "My life"


After one year of marriage he changed the number to "My Wife"

After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to "Home"

After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to "Hitler"

After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to "Wrong Number"

[raju]

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp
as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney
during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's
credibility .....

Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the
description of the offender, running several blocks away.'
Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'
A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'
Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called
offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'
A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'
Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room
where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'
A: 'Yes sir, we do!'
Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'
A: 'Yes sir, I do.'
Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
A: 'Yes sir.'
Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your
life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with
these same officers?'
A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and
sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The
officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback'
line -- and we think he'll win.

[bindujain]

Originally Posted by Postman

Only a Man knows a Man's Nature!

For Example... Customer: I need a Ladies suit.
Shopkeeper: Wife k liye chahiye ya koi achcha sa dikhaun...?

majedar hai

[raju]

This Time Chikku is a Cop

Chikku stops Mikku driver and asks for identification.

Mikku driver looks all around in his purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

Mikku driver takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. he holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then he says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”

[bindujain]

achchha hai

[raju]

Obama received a letter from Osama that reads

( 37OH SSV O773H )

Obama cudint undastnd the letter so he called for a meeting at the white house but no one couldn't fiqure out what the letter ment. So Obama decided to tell Nels?n Mandela abt the letter... Mandela laughed at him and said " dude u reading the letter upside down "

[raju]

Relex Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport-size photograph of his son for college admission. Accidentally, the photograph dropped down from his pocket.
He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor below the ends of a woman's saree.
He asked her, "Can you lift your saree? I wanna take photograph"....
THE REST IS HISTORY....
He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital. He was suprised to see Jaswan Singh on the next bed to him in a worse condition.
Jaswan explained what happened to him.
He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late & missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel nearby. So he approached a nearby house & asked the owner whether he can stay there for a night.
The owner replied "I have 2 grown-up daughters. Sorry, you can't stay here."
Then he approached the next house & asked the owner whether he can stay there for a night.
The owner too replied "I have 3 grown-up daughters. Sorry you can't stay here."
So he went to the next house & asked "Do you have grown-up daughters?"
The owner asked "Why?" and Jaswan replied,"I want to stay for a night."

[raju]

What is a Mangalsutra?
It is a device to enjoy Kamasutra without condom...

What is Condom?

It is a device to enjoy Kamasutra without mangalsutra.

[raju]

Mummy: Do you know who is "GANDHI"?
Son : "NO".
Mummy: Playing only games is not enough. You should concentrate on studies too!
Son : Do you know Padma "Aunty"?
Mummy: "NO".
Son : Watching serials on TV is only not enough. You should concentrate on "DADDY" also!

[raju]

A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Xpect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000