Jokes for young generation - Page 76

raju · 19-12-2012, 08:48 AM

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

raju · 19-12-2012, 08:50 AM

Indian Airlines Slogan:
A Warm Experience & Motherly Treatment....
Warm Because The AC Does Not Work..
AND. .
Motherly Because All Air Hostesses Are
Above 40 Age..!

raju · 19-12-2012, 08:52 AM

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!

raju · 19-12-2012, 08:52 AM

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to
get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

raju · 19-12-2012, 08:53 AM

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied
with 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.

raju · 19-12-2012, 08:53 AM

Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.

raju · 19-12-2012, 08:54 AM

Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen
. . . . .of them!!!

raju · 19-12-2012, 08:54 AM

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the words 'COMPLETE' Vs 'FINISHED' in a way that's so easy to understand:

When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.

When you marry the wrong one,you are FINISHED.

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED. it is call vicious circal of Wedding Ring...... your wife is ring master......!!!

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raju · 19-12-2012, 08:57 AM

70 year old man asks his wife "Do you feel sad when you see me running after young girls?"
Wife replied, "No not at all, even dogs chase cars they can't drive.

raju · 19-12-2012, 08:59 AM

Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu Diye…
Boy: Mujhe ??!!!
Sir: Samajh Na.... Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata
Hai…
Usme Se 5 Mujhe Diye To Tere Pass
Kitne Bache???

Boy : 20....
Sir: Kaise???
.
.
.
Boy: Samajh Na, Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata
Hai…!!!!

....

19-12-2012, 08:48 AM	#751
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Jokes for young generation When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

19-12-2012, 08:50 AM	#752
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Jokes for young generation Indian Airlines Slogan: A Warm Experience & Motherly Treatment.... Warm Because The AC Does Not Work.. AND. . Motherly Because All Air Hostesses Are Above 40 Age..!

19-12-2012, 08:52 AM	#753
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Jokes for young generation Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!

19-12-2012, 08:52 AM	#754
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Jokes for young generation Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

19-12-2012, 08:53 AM	#755
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Jokes for young generation No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life. (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.

19-12-2012, 08:53 AM	#756
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Jokes for young generation Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?` Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.

19-12-2012, 08:54 AM	#757
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Jokes for young generation Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen . . . . .of them!!!

19-12-2012, 08:54 AM	#758
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Jokes for young generation No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the words 'COMPLETE' Vs 'FINISHED' in a way that's so easy to understand: When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong one,you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED. it is call vicious circal of Wedding Ring...... your wife is ring master......!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

19-12-2012, 08:57 AM	#759
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Jokes for young generation 70 year old man asks his wife "Do you feel sad when you see me running after young girls?" Wife replied, "No not at all, even dogs chase cars they can't drive.

19-12-2012, 08:59 AM	#760
raju Diligent Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,398 Rep Power: 17	Re: Jokes for young generation Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu Diye… Boy: Mujhe ??!!! Sir: Samajh Na.... Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai… Usme Se 5 Mujhe Diye To Tere Pass Kitne Bache??? Boy : 20.... Sir: Kaise??? . . . Boy: Samajh Na, Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai…!!!! ....