19-12-2012, 08:48 AM | #751 |
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19-12-2012, 08:50 AM | #752 |
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Indian Airlines Slogan:
A Warm Experience & Motherly Treatment.... Warm Because The AC Does Not Work.. AND. . Motherly Because All Air Hostesses Are Above 40 Age..! |
19-12-2012, 08:52 AM | #753 |
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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!
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19-12-2012, 08:52 AM | #754 |
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Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to
get in & Those inside are desperate to come out. |
19-12-2012, 08:53 AM | #755 |
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied
with 4 things in life. (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because there is always a better model in neighborhood. |
19-12-2012, 08:53 AM | #756 |
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Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`. |
19-12-2012, 08:54 AM | #757 |
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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen . . . . .of them!!! |
19-12-2012, 08:54 AM | #758 |
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No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the words 'COMPLETE' Vs 'FINISHED' in a way that's so easy to understand:
When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong one,you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED. it is call vicious circal of Wedding Ring...... your wife is ring master......!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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70 year old man asks his wife "Do you feel sad when you see me running after young girls?"
Wife replied, "No not at all, even dogs chase cars they can't drive. |
19-12-2012, 08:59 AM | #760 |
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Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu Diye…
Boy: Mujhe ??!!! Sir: Samajh Na.... Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai… Usme Se 5 Mujhe Diye To Tere Pass Kitne Bache??? Boy : 20.... Sir: Kaise??? . . . Boy: Samajh Na, Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai…!!!! .... |
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