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02-06-2012, 11:41 AM
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02-06-2012, 11:42 AM
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Girl calls a Boy...
Girl: Hello baby Boy: Ohh janu bolo Girl: Kahan ho yar subah se koi ata pata nahi!! Boy: Are hum to khoye hue hain aapki aankhon me.. Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe ho? Boy: tumhari pic dekh raha hun, kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha.. Girl: Maine to tumhe koi pic di hi nahi!! Boy: Are mere dil me chapi hai barson se.. Girl: But hum to parson hi mile hain!! Boy: Tumhare bina har ek pal barson hai ….. Pinky Girl: Pinky??!! Ye pinky kaun hai main to nisha hun!! Boy: Tumse bat karke mai to sab bhul jata hun.. Girl: Tm prashant ho na?? Boy: Gharwale to ashish bulate hain, lekin wo galat ho sakte hain tum nahi.. Girl: Ye 9622XXXXXX hai na?? Boy: Ab tak nahi tha par ab se yehi hai… |
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02-06-2012, 11:43 AM
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02-06-2012, 11:44 AM
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02-06-2012, 11:45 AM
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Brilliant Answer of a student which is got 0% marks :-
Q- In which battle did Tipu Sultan die? Ans- His last battle. __________________________________________ Q- How do you stop acid indigestion? Ans- Stop drinking acid. __________________________________________ Q- Where was the declaration of independence signed? Ans- At the bottom of the page. __________________________________________ Q- What's the main reason for divorce? Ans- Marriage. __________________________________________ Q- whats the main reason for compartment? Ans- exams __________________________________________ Q- ganga flow in which state? Ans- liquid state. |
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02-06-2012, 11:46 AM
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Wife is like a TV
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur MOBILE. No money, u keep ur old TV, got money, u change ur MOBILE Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time u play with ur MOBILE TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, services will be terminated TV is big and bulky, MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable Operational costs for TV is minimal, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not) Last but not least! TVs don't have viruses, but MOBILEs often do... |
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02-06-2012, 11:48 AM
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02-06-2012, 11:53 AM
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02-06-2012, 11:54 AM
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