गुदगुदाते, चुटीले और मजेदार चुटकुले (Jokes) - Page 785

Dr.Shree Vijay · 16-10-2013, 06:46 PM

कब्रस्तान में एक आदमी एक कब्र खोद रहा था।
खोदते-खोदते शाम हो गई और ठंड भी बढ़ गई।
उस आदमी ने आवाजें दे-देकर एक राहगीर को पास बुलाया और कहा-
'ऐ भाई! बहुत ठंड लग रही है। नुक्कड की दुकान से जरा चाय तो भेजते जाना।

राहगीर ने कुछ और ही तुक्का जड दिया। 'भाई ठंड तो तुम्हें लगेगी ही।
भाई लोगों ने तुम्हें कब्र में तो उतार दिया, मगर तुम पर मिट्टी डालना
बिल्कुल ही भूल गए...................

aspundir · 16-10-2013, 06:54 PM

Santa calls up the doc at 2 AM. "Doc, my wife is having severe abdomen pain. I think it's her appendix."

"What nonsense!" says the doc sleepily.

"I took out your wife's appendix two years ago. Go back to sleep."

Five minutes later, the phone rings and it's Santa again.

"Doc, I'm sure it's her appendix."

"Oh God!" the doctor groaned.

"Did you ever hear of anyone having a second appendix?"

"No...," says Santa. "But I'm sure you must have heard of someone having a second wife..!!!!"

aspundir · 16-10-2013, 08:50 PM

SARDAR'S son:- papaji......
Bahar Darwaje par koi Swimming pool ke liye Donation mang Reha hai.

SARDAR:- Puttar Ja, usko Ek Lota pani de de.

aspundir · 16-10-2013, 08:51 PM

Sardar - Yaar raat bhar train me Neend nahi aayi upar ki seat mili thi..
Dost - to exchange karna tha..
Sardar - kisse karta, Niche seat pe koi tha hi nahi.

aspundir · 16-10-2013, 08:51 PM

Jethalal- aare daya raat ko
Mobile charging me mat rakho,
Blast ho jayega,
Daya- tapu ke papa
Aap tension mat lijiye
Maine battery nikal di he...

aspundir · 16-10-2013, 08:51 PM

Who was the 1st INDIAN to use 4G...

Ans: It's Anil kapoor.!
aG ,oG, lo G, suno G.

aspundir · 16-10-2013, 08:51 PM

Mayawati came 2 lalu's house with an elephant,
Lalu- bhaiswa ke sath aaye ho..??
Mayawati- dikhta nahi elephantwa hai.
Lalu- dhutt pagli hum elephantwa se puch raha hu.

aspundir · 16-10-2013, 08:52 PM

Shadi me Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh k socha ye bhi khane wali chez hai.
Jaise hi wo khane laga, to Sab Sardar Chillaye
"Oye Mat Kha,
Feeka hai"

aspundir · 16-10-2013, 08:52 PM

Teacher: can you define who is leacturer?
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Student: Lecturer is a person Who has a very bad habbit of Speaking when someone sleeping.

aspundir · 16-10-2013, 08:53 PM

Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur Badan Nachne Lage.

Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhens Ka Dudh Aata Hai, Nagin Ka Nahi...

16-10-2013, 06:46 PM	#7841
Dr.Shree Vijay Exclusive Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Pune (Maharashtra) Posts: 9,467 Rep Power: 116	Re: गुदगुदाते, चुटीले और मजेदार चुटकुले (Jokes) कब्रस्तान में एक आदमी एक कब्र खोद रहा था। खोदते-खोदते शाम हो गई और ठंड भी बढ़ गई। उस आदमी ने आवाजें दे-देकर एक राहगीर को पास बुलाया और कहा- 'ऐ भाई! बहुत ठंड लग रही है। नुक्कड की दुकान से जरा चाय तो भेजते जाना। राहगीर ने कुछ और ही तुक्का जड दिया। 'भाई ठंड तो तुम्हें लगेगी ही। भाई लोगों ने तुम्हें कब्र में तो उतार दिया, मगर तुम पर मिट्टी डालना बिल्कुल ही भूल गए................... __________________ * Dr.Shri Vijay Ji * ऑनलाईन या ऑफलाइन हिंदी में लिखने के लिए क्लिक करे: .........: सूत्र पर अपनी प्रतिक्रिया अवश्य दे :......... Disclaimer:All these my post have been collected from the internet and none is my own property. By chance,any of this is copyright, please feel free to contact me for its removal from the thread.

16-10-2013, 06:54 PM	#7842
aspundir VIP Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: churu Posts: 122,463 Rep Power: 245	Re: गुदगुदाते, चुटीले और मजेदार चुटकुले (Jokes) Santa calls up the doc at 2 AM. "Doc, my wife is having severe abdomen pain. I think it's her appendix." "What nonsense!" says the doc sleepily. "I took out your wife's appendix two years ago. Go back to sleep." Five minutes later, the phone rings and it's Santa again. "Doc, I'm sure it's her appendix." "Oh God!" the doctor groaned. "Did you ever hear of anyone having a second appendix?" "No...," says Santa. "But I'm sure you must have heard of someone having a second wife..!!!!"

16-10-2013, 08:50 PM	#7843
aspundir VIP Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: churu Posts: 122,463 Rep Power: 245	Re: गुदगुदाते, चुटीले और मजेदार चुटकुले (Jokes) SARDAR'S son:- papaji...... Bahar Darwaje par koi Swimming pool ke liye Donation mang Reha hai. SARDAR:- Puttar Ja, usko Ek Lota pani de de.

16-10-2013, 08:51 PM	#7844
aspundir VIP Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: churu Posts: 122,463 Rep Power: 245	Re: गुदगुदाते, चुटीले और मजेदार चुटकुले (Jokes) Sardar - Yaar raat bhar train me Neend nahi aayi upar ki seat mili thi.. Dost - to exchange karna tha.. Sardar - kisse karta, Niche seat pe koi tha hi nahi.

16-10-2013, 08:51 PM	#7845
aspundir VIP Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: churu Posts: 122,463 Rep Power: 245	Re: गुदगुदाते, चुटीले और मजेदार चुटकुले (Jokes) Jethalal- aare daya raat ko Mobile charging me mat rakho, Blast ho jayega, Daya- tapu ke papa Aap tension mat lijiye Maine battery nikal di he...

16-10-2013, 08:51 PM	#7846
aspundir VIP Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: churu Posts: 122,463 Rep Power: 245	Re: गुदगुदाते, चुटीले और मजेदार चुटकुले (Jokes) Who was the 1st INDIAN to use 4G... Ans: It's Anil kapoor.! aG ,oG, lo G, suno G.

16-10-2013, 08:51 PM	#7847
aspundir VIP Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: churu Posts: 122,463 Rep Power: 245	Re: गुदगुदाते, चुटीले और मजेदार चुटकुले (Jokes) Mayawati came 2 lalu's house with an elephant, Lalu- bhaiswa ke sath aaye ho..?? Mayawati- dikhta nahi elephantwa hai. Lalu- dhutt pagli hum elephantwa se puch raha hu.

16-10-2013, 08:52 PM	#7848
aspundir VIP Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: churu Posts: 122,463 Rep Power: 245	Re: गुदगुदाते, चुटीले और मजेदार चुटकुले (Jokes) Shadi me Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh k socha ye bhi khane wali chez hai. Jaise hi wo khane laga, to Sab Sardar Chillaye "Oye Mat Kha, Feeka hai"

16-10-2013, 08:52 PM	#7849
aspundir VIP Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: churu Posts: 122,463 Rep Power: 245	Re: गुदगुदाते, चुटीले और मजेदार चुटकुले (Jokes) Teacher: can you define who is leacturer? . . . Student: Lecturer is a person Who has a very bad habbit of Speaking when someone sleeping.

16-10-2013, 08:53 PM	#7850
aspundir VIP Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: churu Posts: 122,463 Rep Power: 245	Re: गुदगुदाते, चुटीले और मजेदार चुटकुले (Jokes) Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur Badan Nachne Lage. Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhens Ka Dudh Aata Hai, Nagin Ka Nahi...