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19-12-2012, 10:03 AM
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Teacher: “What Is Nitrate?” Ladki Ne Sharmate Hue Kaha ( she said shyfully ): “Sir, Night Rate Is About 1500 Excluding Hotel Charges“ |
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19-12-2012, 10:04 AM
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An English, Irish and Scottish man were arguing on the hospital ward who was the most careless.
The English guy said, "I'm the most careless, this morning I ramped a pavement and went head on into a wall, totally writing my car off, and now I have to wear this neck brace." "Wow that is careless." Said the Scottish man, "Not as careless as me though. This morning I drove straight through a red light and into the side of a van. My car is a write off and I've fractured my shoulder." "That is careless." Said the Irish man, "Not as careless as me though. This morning I took a corner too fast, spiraled out of control, went straight into a lamppost and broke both of my legs." "That is careless." Said the English man, "But what happened to your car?" "What car?" Replied the Irish man, "I was walking." |
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19-12-2012, 10:21 AM
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Two college time friends met after a long time.
One asked the other, "I heard you ran away out of town with your lover girl and married her.?" The other said, "Yes, true." The first one continued, "And I also heard that now your wife's parents live with you. What happened?" The other said in frustration, "What can happen. her parents live now with us so we don't run away again." |
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19-12-2012, 05:48 PM
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Good morning... Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too |
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24-12-2012, 05:11 PM
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Nazar ko nazar ki khabar na lage, Koi accha bhi is kadar na lage, Aapko dekha hai bas us nazar se, Jis nazar se aapko nazar na lage…! |
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24-12-2012, 05:12 PM
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Tere Pyar Ne Zindagi Se Pehchaan Karai Hai
Mujhe Wo Toofano Se Phir Lauta Ke Laayi Hai Bas Itni Hi Dua Karte Hain Khuda Se Hum Bujhe Na Yeh Shama Kabhi Jo Humne Jalai Hai… |
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24-12-2012, 05:12 PM
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Kyun kisi se itna pyar ho jata hai,
ek din jeena bhi dushwaar ho jata hai. Lagne lagte hain apne bhi paraye, aur ek ajnabi par itna aitbaar ho jata hai… |
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24-12-2012, 05:12 PM
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Akela Sa Mehsus Karo Jab Tanhai Mein,
Yaad Meri Aaye Jab Judai Mein, Mehsus Karna Tumhare Hi Paas Hoon Main, Jab Chahe Mujhe Dekh Lena Apni Parchai Mein |
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24-12-2012, 05:12 PM
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Jab bhi hogi pehli baarish
tumko samne payenge woh bundo se bhara chehra tumhara hum kaise dekh payenge… |
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24-12-2012, 05:13 PM
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Ishq wale ankhon ki baat samajh lete hain,
Sapno mein mil jaye to mulaqat samajh lete hain. Rota to asman bhi hain apne Bichde pyaar ke liye, Par log use barsat samajh lete hain… |
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