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Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! |
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28-12-2012, 04:40 PM
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Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai ? |
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28-12-2012, 04:40 PM
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: King Ashoka’s skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Ashoka”s skeleton when he was child |
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28-12-2012, 04:40 PM
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Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai |
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28-12-2012, 04:41 PM
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Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI |
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28-12-2012, 04:41 PM
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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: ‘Le Karle Number Note’ |
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28-12-2012, 04:41 PM
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Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai. |
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28-12-2012, 04:41 PM
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo. Maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. |
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28-12-2012, 04:42 PM
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Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’ |
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28-12-2012, 04:56 PM
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Boy: Kaash, in haseeno ke baap mar jaye,
Maut ka bahana ho aur hum inke ghar jaye. Girl: Aisa mat keh aye zaalim, ye ek paap hoga, Tu bhi ek din ek haseena ka baap hoga! |
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