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03-06-2012, 03:43 PM
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03-06-2012, 03:44 PM
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Ek baar 3 shikari aapas mein gappe maar rahe thhe, aur apne apne shikar ke kisse bata rahe thhe...
Pehla shikari: "Main jungle mein sher ka shikar karne gaya, aur meri bandook mein 2 hi goliyaan thhi aur achanak left aur right se 2 sher aa gaye" Baaki shikari: "Achha fir?" Pehla shikari: "Fir kya! Saamne ek pathar pada thha. Maine usko goli maari, goli ke 2 tukde hue aur dono shero ko lag gayi aur woh marr gaye" Dusra shikari: "Huh! Yeh bhi koi shikar hai, main batata hoon. Ek baar main sher ko maarne gaya, naa hi mere paas bandook naa koi aur hathiyaar, aur mere pichhe ek sher padd gaya" Baaki shikari hairani se: "Fir?" Dusra shikari: "Fir kya thha. Main bhaag ke ek ped pe chadh gaya aur mera darr ke maare susu nikal gaya, aur sher uss susu ki rassi bana ke upar chadhne lag gaya" Baaki shikari: "Fir?" Dusra shikari: "Fir kya. Jaise hi woh aadhe raste mein pahuncha, maine susu band kar diya. Woh niche gir ke marr gaya" Teeshra shikari: "Abey yeh toh kuch bhi nahin. Ek baar main jungle mein gaya. Mere paas koi hathiyaar nahin thha. Maine dekha ki saamne ek sher soya pada hai" Baaki shikari: "Fir?" Teeshra shikari: "Fir kya, maine uski gaand mein ungli daal di, woh bechara sharam se hi marr gaya" |
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03-06-2012, 03:45 PM
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When I was 10....
a*s meant Donkey GAY meant Happy STRAIGHT meant Line c*ck meant Rooster PUSSY meant Cat STAG meant Deer TIT was always for Tat English has changed so much since then |
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03-06-2012, 03:47 PM
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03-06-2012, 03:50 PM
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03-06-2012, 03:57 PM
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03-06-2012, 03:58 PM
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03-06-2012, 04:21 PM
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