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SRK, Rajini and Chiranjeevi at Cricket Match

Chiranjeevi
Cheeru, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball….....
Bowler bowls it and Cheeru hits with tremendous power…...the ball goes far away and UMPIRES are forced to give 12 runs for that.
Cheeru WINS the match….... .....


Shahrukh
Shahrukh, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball….....
Bowler bowls it and Shahrukh glides it to 3rd man….....the ball goes to boundary line Shahrukh runs for 3 runs, fielder throws at non-striker it misses the stumps and goes for over-throw, ShahRukh runs again for 3 , this time fielder tactic fully throws at Keepers end, Keeper Misses it goes for a 4 runs. In the background Vande Mathram….
Shahruk WINS the match…....


Rajni
Rajni ,the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball….....
Bowler bowls it and Rajini hits with tremendous power…....the ball splits into “TWO”
1 half goes to SIX.....The other half goes to FOUR........
Rajini WINS the match….... .........

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