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Old 08-12-2010, 10:32 AM   #1001
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Old 08-12-2010, 10:33 AM   #1002
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* बंता: बिल्ला इतनी शराब क्यों पीता है?
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Old 08-12-2010, 10:34 AM   #1003
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* बंता: तुम्हारी सबसे बड़ी ताकत क्या है?
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बंता: तुम्हारी सबसे बड़ी कमजोरी क्या है?
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Old 08-12-2010, 10:34 AM   #1004
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* संता: मैंने आपको छाता दिया था, वो कहां हैं?
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Old 08-12-2010, 10:35 AM   #1005
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* बंता: शाहरुख़ खान एक लड़कियों के कॉलेज में आया तो उसे 2 घंटे में 2000 लड़कियों ने किस किया!
संता: अगर शाहरुख़ की जगह मैं होता तो उन 2000 में से अपनी पसंद की एक ही लड़की को 2 घंटे किस करता!
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Old 08-12-2010, 10:36 AM   #1006
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* बंता: यार कोई ऐसा गिफ्ट बता जो सीधा तेरी भाभी के दिल पर लगे?
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Old 08-12-2010, 10:36 AM   #1007
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* बंता: कल रात पार्टी में तुम्हारे साथ खूबसूरत औरत थी, वह कौन थी?
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Old 08-12-2010, 10:37 AM   #1008
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* संता: अगर मैं किसी अमीर लड़की से शादी करलूँ तो मेरी समस्यायें खत्म हो जायेंगी!
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Old 08-12-2010, 10:38 AM   #1009
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* संता: मेरी पत्नी कहती है कि अगर मैंने शराब नहीं छोड़ी तो वह मुझे छोड़ जायेगी?
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Old 08-12-2010, 10:39 AM   #1010
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* बंता: आज पार्क में इतने कागज क्यों बिखरे पड़े है?
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