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Old 26-01-2017, 05:06 PM   #12811
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टीचर: तुम्हारा नाम क्या है?

छात्र: होला।

टीचर: यह कैसा नाम है? तुम्हारे घरवालों ने ऐसा नाम क्यों रखा?

छात्र: क्योंकि मैं होली के दिन पैदा हुआ था।

टीचर: शुक्र है कि तुम दिवाली के दिन पैदा नहीं हुए।
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Old 28-01-2017, 08:50 PM   #12812
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जिन्हें बचपन में उनकी ममी घसीटते हुए स्कूल छोड़कर आती थीं, वो लड़के भी आजकल वॉट्सऐप पर स्टेटस डाल रहे हैं…'I miss my school dayzzz' ;-)
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Old 28-01-2017, 10:08 PM   #12813
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संतानी: मै बाजार जा रही हूँ मुझे सौ रुपये चाहिये.
संता(गुस्से से): तुम्हें रुपये से ज्यादा दिमाग की ज़रूरत है.
संतानी: आप ठीक बोल रहे हो, लेकिन मैंने आपसे वही चीज़ मांगी है जो आपके पास है.
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Old 30-01-2017, 11:15 AM   #12814
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Nitya naye naye jokes se aap sabko hasate ho ..aspundir ji ye sarvatha sarahniya hai .
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Old 30-01-2017, 06:28 PM   #12815
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चिंटू: 10 रुपये का पेट्रोल डाल दो।
सेल्समैन: इतना पेट्रोल डलाकर कहां जाओगे भाई?
चिंटू: कहीं नहीं, हम तो बस ऐसे ही पैसे उड़ाते हैं।
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Old 01-02-2017, 05:54 PM   #12816
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जितनी मर्जी ऑनलाइन शॉपिंग करते रहो,
पर मेरे पास आपको खुद ही चल कर आना पड़ेगा,

क्योंकि... . . . . . . .

इंटरनेट पर बाल नहीं कटते।

-ढिल्लू नाई के कठोर वचन
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Old 02-02-2017, 04:31 AM   #12817
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टीचर : बच्चो, वादा करो कि कभी शराब, सिगरेट नहीं पिओगे।

बच्चे : नहीं पीएंगे।

टीचर : कभी लड़कियों का पीछा नहीं करोगे!
बच्चे : नहीं करेंगे।

टीचर : लड़कियों से दोस्ती नहीं करोगे!
बच्चे : नहीं करेंगे।

टीचर : वतन के लिए जान दे दोगे!
बच्चे : दे देंगे, ऐसी जिन्दगी का करेंगे भी क्या..
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Old 02-02-2017, 04:31 AM   #12818
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आदमी की पत्नी मर गयी
शोकशभा में आए एक दोस्त ने पूछा:कैसे हुआ
आदमी: चाय पी रही थी और अचानक चल बसी
दोस्त: वो वाली चाय की पत्ती बची है क्या
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Old 02-02-2017, 04:33 AM   #12819
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सास - कितनी बार कहा है,
बाहर जाओ तो बिन्दी लगाकर जाया करो।
आधुनिक बहु - पर जीन्स पर बिन्दी कौन लगाता है...?
सास - तो मैंने कब कहा जीन्स पर लगानी है,
माथे पर लगा चुड़ैल माथे पर.
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लड़की देखने का
कार्यक्रम तय हुआ। लड़के वाले बहुत
सीधे लोग थे।
लड़का --- आपकी शिक्षा ?
लड़की --- MF. I.A.S.
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लड़के ने आगे डिग्री की detail यह
सोचकर नहीं पूछी कि , कहीं लड़की उसे
अशिक्षित ना समझे !!
बाद में वे लोग चले आये । और शादी भी
हो गई।
शादी के बाद लड़के ने लड़की से पूछा कि
ये
MF, IAS , क्या होता है
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उसने बताया ........
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Matric Fail In All Subjects .
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लड़का 4 दिन से बेहोश है
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