You know you work for the Government when...

rambler · 27-12-2009, 02:06 PM

- When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie.

- You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.

- Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.

- You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.

- It no longer amazes you that computer security is more important than having computers.

- Your office computer was just upgraded to a 200 MHz Pentium this year.

- Computer specialists know less about computers than your teenager.

- Lunch is like another scheduled meeting, only shorter.

- You and your coequals always consume the free food left over from VIP meetings.

- It's dark when you drive to and from work.

- You're forced to park your car a mile from the office because of all the commanders, customers, designated contractor, VIP's, employees of the month/quarter/year and visitor, parking spaces by the main entrance.

rambler · 27-12-2009, 02:07 PM

WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?" WIFE: "In the pool."

27-12-2009, 02:06 PM	#1
rambler Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 45 Rep Power: 0	You know you work for the Government when... - When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie. - You get really excited about a 2% pay raise. - Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job. - You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet. - It no longer amazes you that computer security is more important than having computers. - Your office computer was just upgraded to a 200 MHz Pentium this year. - Computer specialists know less about computers than your teenager. - Lunch is like another scheduled meeting, only shorter. - You and your coequals always consume the free food left over from VIP meetings. - It's dark when you drive to and from work. - You're forced to park your car a mile from the office because of all the commanders, customers, designated contractor, VIP's, employees of the month/quarter/year and visitor, parking spaces by the main entrance.

27-12-2009, 02:07 PM	#2
rambler Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 45 Rep Power: 0	Water in the Carburetor WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous." WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor." HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?" WIFE: "In the pool."